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out with me on a deserted doily. yes. greg: iould. he s the worst in a foxhole. i m tryingi to. well, see, i m taking a different approach, and i m just planning to sta y. t planning to sta i don t know what you guys are going. yeah. go mad trying to get off this island gng to goget of. i got a book on how to build a boat. i m good. what do you got there? how do you know what s on the go? i m going bible. i m going arrowsmithgood. land? and i m mov going. i don t know what movie field of dreams. noie, dreams., don t want to tt positive. happy gilmoro e till that. great. yeah. all right, here we go. to ask you. yes, i did. yes. every italian memorable thing. here we go.da every day. italian. that sit good. what is one trend you want to get rid of in 2024? pete? oh, any. anything. tiktok, if i could. if i move a magic wand and end together, i would never do it.th at kind of hoping that kelsey
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