will: kids with bubbles, dogs with cowboy hats. thanks for selling your photos, the nation s anthem, august 20, 2022. we begin in the dark in new york city. great to see you both. rachel: you are back. will: we didn t see each other. as you wake rachel: i can t surf anymore. i had an accident where my ankle doesn t work but my kids and my husband always surf. will: surfing with the american flag. i m talking to your husband about how much your family loves white surfing. pete: i saw it in your instagram posts. looks like a lot of fun. rachel: if you have good balance you can do it. pete: you saw me try to barefoot ski at your cabin. rachel: this is easier. pete: did you stand up? will: standing up is like it doesn t go well. thank you for sending your photos. appreciate it and spending four hours with you. we covered last week through the weekend and this week what happened at mar-a-lago, the unprecedented raid of a former president s home and a new motion being
pete: i want the black coffee. what s this? will: i don t know, it s not labeled. rachel: probably a lot of calories in this. will: texas delightful pete: of course it is but it s august 20th. will: aagree and don t want to talk bad about pumpkin spice super early. pete: way too soon, dunkin donuts. we love you but way too soon. to keep something special, you have to preserve it. you can t do three months of pumpkin spice or it s gnat that special. rachel: late september, october, november. down with that? pete: it tastes really good. i m not ready for it but i can t deny it. i got my crackers and my latte. pumpkin spice graham crackers. will: the cdc is finally, finally too little too late admitting how they got it all wrong when it came to covid. politics unfortunately drove too much of their decision making.
pete hegseth. pete: i told my wife we should get an alpaca. she wants to know if they get along with horses. will: they probably do. pete: but have to protect them from wild predators. tell jen i need seven or eight alpacas because they re herd animals. i ve been selling these off camera. i m big on them. get a donkey. they have tons of personality and they ll protect the herd from the coyotes. rachel: are you sure about this? if i google do donkeys protect alpacas it ll say yes? will: 100%. pete: i came to the show with no animals and leaving with eight alpacas and a donkey. rachel: and a dog at some point. pete: right now, two beautiful and wonderful cats. all you cat lovers out there. look at those beautiful things. i feel like you can snuggle the
alpacas. rachel: and bottle feed them. it was fun watching rick struggle to bottle feed them. pete: here it is, alpacas. rachel: christian music artist christian wells teaches us some dance moves. i might win this one. are they turning it into a contest? pete: no. will: no. i don t dance. pete: we can roll the tape on the new year s special where will and i had a dance contest. will: we d i forgot. rachel: those are boy band moves. i m loving it. it s taking me back to my n sync and backstreet boys days. will: we have the host of the monica crowley podcast. good morning, monica. good morning, guys. hi.
will: i m feeding you less than i used to so you should celebrate that. pete: i don t commit as many crimes as i used to so let s celebrate. you are not losing as bad in this game as you normally do so let s celebrate. rachel: twitter is having fun, one woman writing, start the fire and take credit for putting it out and not even putting it out. just a little smaller flames. that is like going back to the cost of children, a lot of debate about that study, people going should we have kids or not because it is so expensive. my theories the reason i once ran into a mexican priest who told me when he found out how many kids i said i had, great, mexican social security. none of us expect to get social security. i have tween 9 kids, six our daughters who turn out to be better at that.