Quote, interesting, by congress not wanting the special fiveminute testing apparatus theyre saying that they are not essential. Which is a little ironic coming from a 73yearold man tweeting in the middle of the workday thats right, trump criticized congress for declining his offer to provide coronavirus tests so lawmakers could return to capitol hill but in their defense, the tests he offered arent very accurate. Okay, now pick a color. Hillary clinton is reportedly appearing at a virtual fundraising dinner for former Vice President joe biden later this month and tickets cost up to 50,000 wow, imagine paying to sit through that zoom call hillary stuck on mute. Biden accidentally sharing his screen of a web search asking, what is zoom . Actually, you know what, yeah, i would id pay to see that cnn anchor Anderson Cooper revealed last week that he became a father to a baby boy and hes already so stressed out, his hair turned brown that was my favorite one tonight. Singer Justin Bieber an
Medical students who were rushed through graduation and fasttracked right into hospital hot zones. Whats really behind the medical mystery surrounding the condition and whereabouts of north Korean Leader kim jong un . And our dr. John torres on the new hightech health calls being treated without ever leaving home early today starts right now good morning im phillip mena and im cori coffin its monday april 27th and the beginning of the first week back to work for some americans as more states ease coronavirus restrictions, the u. S. Will likely pass the 1 million mark for confirmed cases early this week. We are currently at more than 970,000 confirmed cases as of this morning and nearly 55,000 souls have been lost due to covid19 in this country new york, where the virus has taken a devastating toll, could begin a gradual reopening next month. Governor andrew cuomo says some lowrisk Construction Projects and manufacturing jobs could resume may 15th. The plan will only move forward if the
The signing and a statement from president harry truman. Throughout the world throngs of people hail the end of the war in europe. It is five meres and more since hitler marched into poland. Years full of suffering and death and sacrifice. Now the war against germany is won. Grateful nation gives thanks for. Hundreds of thousands crowd into american churches to give thanks to god. President truman announced the official surrender. This is a solemn but glorious hour. I wish that franklin d. Roosevelt had lived to see this day. Generalizen hour informs me that the forces of germany have surrendered to the United Nations. The flags of freedom fly all over europe. For this victory we join in offering our thanks to the providence which has guided and sustained us through the dark days of adversity and into light. Much remains to be done. The victory won in the west must now be won in the east. The whole world must be cleansed of the evil from which half of the world has been freed. United,
Jimmy here i come franny, dont let daddy beat you [ screams franny jimmy ill get you next time lets start the show steve tonight join jimmy and his guests Queen Latifah, Pete Davidson and judd apatow, musical guest james taylor and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now heres jimmy jimmy hey, everybody welcome to tonight show at home edition. I want to thank alexpresley on tiktok for that back slide race weve been doing it and its really fun at the house. All right, lets do tonights monologue. Wind me up, barber. Its time for the monologue jimmy hey, guys. This weekend is mothers day but because of the pandemic, hooters isnt offering their annual free meal for mom im sorry, honey, kids and i are going to try to make it up to you well make your day special still, dont worry well, its our eighth week of quarantine and i heard that some people are trying to relax by turning their homes into spas. Yep, you just lie facedown, turn on some soothing music, then
But dont take it from me. Take it from this jingle announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, bleach bum plus, stephen welcomes john mulaney. And musical guest john fogerty, featuring jon batiste and stay y homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Just hearing the band do the theme song is strangely moving. I forgot how much i missed hearing those guys its how many days . How many days have we been doing this . 40 days. This is the 40th day that i have been quarantined with my wife and kids. I feel like noah, but i only have one dog, and hes only interested in my leg. We all want haircuts at this point. I did something drastic tonight, i combed my hair in the other direction just for a change of pace and that was a bad idea. First of all, im getting a very p atrician flop over here. This the very mid70s jackson brown. Over here, theres a lot of empty real estate i