spontaneous human combustion. come back to this planet, jeff. let s play oddball. we begin in texas where these police cadets are learning the benefits of getting their ducks in a row. ha, ha, ha. three web-footed recruits have decided to join houston s finest. the ducks do everything the recruits do from marching to standing at attention. though oddly enough they have yet to venture over to the shooting range. once their training is complete they ll be put in charge of protecting the ponds and teaching the kids that quack is whack. and we jump across the pond for the oddball pseudo sport of the day. this is the biannual british petal car grand prix. teams of four compete to see who can turn left the most. the participants range from the ultracompetitive to the not so competitive, in the keg. is it filled? that is not to say coverage has not been serious. it has everything that motor racing should have, including a dashboard cam. yeah, i don t really need to see