co-host of the bottom line on fox business, greg mcdowell. . he be canadian, but he s not just blowing smoke. entrapment on shark tank host kevin o leary. he gets more cranks than stormy daniels. comedian jim florentine. and finally, he s always scathing, but rarely bathing. fox news contributor him. right all right.. all right. thank you fohar the applausenk u that s meant for me. now, before we get to some news stories, it is friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. yep.here it s leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn t use this i week. and as always, it s my first time reading them. so if they , don t me blame red writer we cover in red ants after the show. here we go.fter the smoke from canadian wildfires created hazy skieskies and unhealth ay quality in new york city this week. visibility in timeabs square was so bad, new yorkers had to you e by feel, according to climate activists, breathing the air in new york for 24 hours. it s inrk like smoking six c
jesse watters primetime. tonight this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didn t see that coming. i ain t say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but that s it. jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. $2,000. $3,000. done. holy [bleep]! jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus. fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just released by a judge. a thousa judge a thousand pages, naming epstein s fixers, employeendesss associates and accusers. our team is digging through ouing thro, and we ll have a report for you in a few moments. but first, for as long as there have been words, there wos. been plagiarist the first known case of plagiarism came in the first century when roman poetcentur marshall accused another poey,tf of kidnapping his verses. how dare you kidnap my versepins throughout the years, we have seen plagiarism everywh
hello, america. i am jimmy fay locke, king of late-night and greg bashes my wardrobe a lot, but i am like greg, i can t broke legs from we have a great show for you tonight with a panel. it is friday, the tradition on gutfeld as we open with leftovers but seeing is it s th last episode of 2023 the producers agreed to let me shar my final thoughts on the year i it s okay with you. to be honest 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot of things for instance, it taught us that thi was not the customers meant whe he asked a bartender for a beer with some nuts. [cheers and applause] the craziest part is they gave him a commemorative can to celebrate one year of womanhood. so technically speaking they gave beer to a one -year-old girl. i m not sure that s what they meant by drink responsibly, but we are vr. don lemon told us it s possible to suck so bad even cnn will fire you. lemon, if you remember got into hot water after saying that nikki haley was past
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i have here the government accountability office documentac off nation s fiscal health. may ofealt 2023.y issued a20 couple weeks ago. this was issued to everyry leader in congress, by the executive branch.ch and the gao is one of the best of the entities thatou our government has, what dosa they say? tthey say: the government never writes reports like this, the government never speaks like it. it goes on: what they are trying to say is the economy could collapse, they go on. they are saying we re not at war, the eco economic hassic pendinged. in american history. foyearr example, debt held by public is a share ofonom gdp grew during the economicfebr expansion of june 2009 tog februaryth of 2020.ch and it continues: this is shocking stuff from the bureaucracy. t he twices size of the economy by 2051 this report is available to public. how much news reports. of the budget debate refer to this document?ho w i bet none. that i is part of the problem with our media. bu