Thank you, thank you. Welcome back to those of i do who joined us in primetime for our game night special earlier tonight. Game four of the nba finals between the warriors and the cavaliers from cleveland, ohio. Or maybe they should call it leaveland, ohio. Theres a rumor that lebron james is considering a move to los angeles to become a laker or a clipper the year after next. Which would be exciting for us. But another bummer for cleveland. Although i have thinking about this today, i have an idea to make it fair. I propose, and im not authorized to make this deal myself, but i know people. So heres how this will go. We get lebron. And in exchange, cleveland gets disneyland. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the whole thing. Haunted mansion, space mountain, mickey and minnie, all seven of the drawer offed, you get it all, we get lebron for three years. Is that a deal . I think that would be equitable. [ cheers and applause ] i think lebron should go to every team in the league to h
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Thank you, thank you. Welcome back to those of i do who joined us in primetime for our game night special earlier tonight. Game four of the nba finals between the warriors and the cavaliers from cleveland, ohio. Or maybe they should call it leaveland, ohio. Theres a rumor that lebron james is considering a move to los angeles to become a laker or a clipper the year after next. Which would be exciting for us. But another bummer for cleveland. Although i have thinking about this today, i have an idea to make it fair. I propose, and im not authorized to make this deal myself, but i know people. So heres how this will go. We get lebron. And in exchange, cleveland gets disneyland. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the whole thing. Haunted mansion, space mountain, mickey and minnie, all seven of the dwarfs. You get it all. We get lebron for three years. Is that a deal . I think that would be equitable. [ cheers and applause ] i think lebron should go to every team in the league to help th
Thank you, thank you. Welcome back to those of i do who joined us in primetime for our game night special earlier tonight. Game four of the nba finals between the warriors and the cavaliers from cleveland, ohio. Or maybe they should call it leaveland, ohio. Theres a rumor that lebron james is considering a move to los angeles to become a laker or a clipper the year after next. Which would be exciting for us. But another bummer for cleveland. Although i have thinking about this today, i have an idea to make it fair. I propose, and im not authorized to make this deal myself, but i know people. So heres how this will go. We get lebron. And in exchange, cleveland gets disneyland. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the whole thing. Haunted mansion, space mountain, mickey and minnie, all seven of the dwarfs. You get it all. We get lebron for three years. Is that a deal . I think that would be equitable. [ cheers and applause ] i think lebron should go to every team in the league to help th
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