Dear Ms Morova,
wearing a hat in a sauna is perfectly acceptable, provided that the sauna’s rear blocking washers are fully charged, and the collar-link connecting the steam defibrillator to the pressure gauge is able to generate enough leverage to produce 250 psu or greater. Should these conditions not be adhered to, the skewed hat-steam balance will almost always result in brim-wilt. There are however,
no circumstances where it is ok to wear a French beret, a fireman’s helmet, or a Coldstream Guardsman’s busby in a sauna.
Dear Wendy,
I take plenty of vigorous exercise, drink whale sperm and lie under a horse every morning. Whilst up to now it’s never done me any harm, I have recently begun to suffer from scurvy, and wondered; might there be any connection?
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It’s dog eat dog in politics, so here’s my masterplan to keep Dilyn in Downing Street
No 10’s much-maligned canine resident clearly needs a good PR campaign if he s going to restore his reputation and get out of the dog house
Dilyn is alleged to have chewed some of Boris Johnson s furniture
Something very strange is going on in Westminster. Of course, it’s always been a spiteful little world, seething with malicious gossip. Traditionally, though, the subjects of said gossip have been politicians.
At the moment, however, the subject is a household pet.
In recent weeks, you will doubtless have read a series of unflattering allegations about the behaviour of Dilyn, the little rescue dog owned by Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds.
ALERT: Leading pet food brand issues product recall over fears that animals could become ill
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Mars Multisales Ireland has is extending its recall of a limited number of Pedigree Complete Dry Dog Food products.
A company spokesperson said: These products do not meet our high quality and safety standards and could contain levels of Vitamin D which may cause harm to your pet if consumed over several weeks, so we are taking this proactive step to retrieve the listed products. We ask consumers who have purchased the specific, affected products to immediately cease feeding it to their pet and contact our consumer care team for more information.