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Directed by Renaud Gauthier.
SYNOPSIS:
Thrills, chills, and screwball comedy meets tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment in this chlorine and blood-drenched murder mystery.
Renaud Gauthier’s faux-American
Aquaslash sullies the “water park horror” subgenre worse than
Piranha 3DD. Somehow the concept of novelty-sized razor blades stuck into attraction slip-n-slides is tedious, incompetently plotted, and hopelessly dull. Even at barely seventy minutes, Gauthier’s screenplay is more generic than any movie-within-a-movie about hazardous hormones.
Aquaslash requires steadfast patience on the part of horror fans, given how entertainment hinges on one climactic sight gag that’s unleashed as the film’s crescendo and outro. It’s not a continual slasher, no constant action, just drunk graduates fornicating in an aquatic playland before a few limbs wash into a shallow pool.