I was in reminiscence mode. “When I were a lad . . .” I said. “Mon Dieu, spare us,” my French wife replied. Then she got on with eating her Manx crab tortellini
The true stories behind Britain s love affair with the pub telegraph.co.uk - get the latest breaking news, showbiz & celebrity photos, sport news & rumours, viral videos and top stories from telegraph.co.uk Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday newspapers.