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through his point out the obvious, really, and then twisted somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are. what is my humanity? what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone. ultimately i think that s what the comics saying. reality is the fodder for comedy because it s what we have. so where else can we find comedy? if not in real life? what fake life, you know? life is real. yeah, we got that. mm hmm. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who s driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac. you see a million things a day in your life, and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf. ridiculously priced mind comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. don t like other people s showers. there s always a problem with temperature adjustment. there s always a little hair stuck on the wall. and you want to get rid of it. but you don t want to touch it. i don t know
that chicks aren t funny. i hate to tell you it s still very much a thing. there are some people that can t get their heads around what they don t know. i said i wanted to be a comedian, she said. maybe it s better if you just die. i think they thought of women as a different species. very few ladies are capable of being a comedian. and so everybody sits right up. here s somebody that thinks she can do it. great argument that women are doing much better work than that. you re welcome. what s the hardest part? about being a female comedian. what is it? what s the hardest part? like, what would you guess? well, it s the rape. i have a deep camaraderie with tough hardcore funny as comedians because it s been a long road for all of us. what would make a woman turn from some decent thing like housewife ingle cash shearing in a private school or dental hygiene and turned her to comedy as as a career. it s definitely easier for us now because we pushed our way in. but back then ther
feel like we get to know these sitcom characters. they re your friends. i don t think it s gonna pivot anymore. you think they were purely selfish and purely immature. are you still master of your domain? queen of the castle. you hope that you ll have those kinds of relationships in your life tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends, neighbors family to see you, too, girl where you going? carnival? friends sometimes it s more family than the people that you re related to. something s bothering you. i ve never been happier. trying to make you way in the world having a safe harbor. you know where everybody knows your name. everybody. mm hmm. i m out. what i m out. i m out of the contest. ugly naked guy is having thanksgiving dinner with ugly naked gal. friends or seinfeld. you want me to choose? i can t answer that so subjective, challenge accepted contest. chest will win . i think giddy up fell was smart, brilliant, half hour of television. i love seinfeld, se
somebody binds you to them. comedians don t have a great mortality rate. we lose a lot of people comedian. i m feeling more personal because i know the farc. mm hmm. i don t drink anymore. i had to quit because i really drank man. i get pulled over by the cops. i d be so drunk i d be out dancing to their lights thinking i ve made it to another club. in a way laughter is a bizarrely intimate thing. there s such an uncontrolled physical response. it s very similar biologically to orgasm. stage someone made you laugh even once you have an affection for that person. comedian is like your friend. that s what the job of a comedian is to come on stage and in 60 seconds make friends with a room full of people. actors they re geniuses never quite telling us who they are. but comedians getting inside our heads. it s very personal. there s an intimacy to comedy, so that when they re gone, you miss it. you have your girlfriend or your wife called you from another room, and she s like swe