Stephen thank you so much hey thats nice. Thats beautiful. Stephen wow, thank you so much, everybody wow. Thank you, mark. Thanks, everybody. Please. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Happy to be here. You all ready for the weekend . cheers and applause nothing like a friday. Its friday its friday stephen i dont know what song were doing but i like it. I also like that suit, man. That is like the wallpaper at a tropical resort. Jon a dr. Seuss book. Stephen you would be a great dr. Seuss character. Jon i know, lets get it going. Stephen i have some terrible news. laughter tonight dont tell him dont tell him. He is too young. He is not ready. 3 tonight was the Opening Ceremony of the 2016 summer Olympic Games in rio. And i know that because right now, youre watching that instead of me. Spoiler alert so am i. Although, although, heres the thing. It may not have happened, because there have been so many problems at this olympics unlivable dorms, pollution, r
Stephen thank you so much hey thats nice. Thats beautiful. U much, everybody wow. Thank you, mark. Thanks, everybody. Please. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Andto applause nothing like a friday. Its friday its friday stephen i dont know what song were doing but i like it. I also like that suit, man. That is like the wallpaper at a tropical resort. Jon a dr. Seuss book. Stephen you would be a great dr. Seuss character. Jon i know, lets get it going. Stephen i have some terrible news. laughter tonight dont tell him. Dont tell him. He is too young. He is not ready. 3 tonight was the Opening Ceremony of the 2016 summer Olympic Games in rio. And i know that because right now, youre watching that instead of me. Spoiler alert so am i. Although, although, heres the thing. It may not have happened, because there have been so many problems at this olympics unlivable dorms, pollution, rampant crime. The Australian Team had their laptops stolen, and just look what
Stephen thank you so much hey thats nice. Thats beautiful. Stephen wow, thank you so much, everybody wow. Thank you, mark. Thanks, everybody. Please. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. You all ready for the weekend . cheers and applause nothing like a friday. . Its friday . . Its friday . Stephen i dont know what song were doing but i like it. I also like that suit, man. That is like the wallpaper at a tropical resort. Jon a dr. Seuss book. Stephen you would be a great dr. Seuss character. Jon i know, lets get it going. Terrible news. laughter tonight dont tell him. Dont tell him. He is too young. He is not ready. 3 tonight was the Opening Ceremony of the 2016 summer Olympic Games in rio. Causright now, youre watching that instead of me. Spoiler alert so am i. Although, although, heres the thing. It may not have happened, because there have been so many problems at this olympics unlivable dorms, pollution, rampant crime. The Australian Team had their lapto
Stephen thank you so much hey thats nice. Thats beautiful. Stephen wow, thank you so much, everybody wow. Thank you, mark. Thanks, everybody. Please. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Happy to be cheers and applause nothing like a friday. . Its friday . . Its friday . Stephen i dont know what song were doing but i like it. I also like that suit, man. That is like the wallpaper at a tropical resort. Jon a dr. Seuss book. Stephen you would be a great dr. Seuss character. Jon i know, lets get it going. Stephen i have some laughter tonight dont tell him. Dont tell him. He is too young. He is not ready. 3 tonight was the Opening Ceremony of the 2016 summer Olympic Games in rio. And i know that because right now, youre watching that instead of me. Spoiler alert so am i. Although, although, heres the thing. It may not have happened, because there have been so many problems at this olympics unva the Australian Team had their laptops stolen, and just look what hap
Y22pny yy6y f0 wes, no yard work tomorrow . On sunday maybe, huh . Its a day of rest, though. Im not getting involved in whats going on at your house. I think were going to take a break this weekend from yard work. Hot tomorrow. Not a lot cooler sunday, but a thunderstorms. We sure hope you have a diane kruger. Ibtihaj muhammad. And comedian mark normand. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen thank you so much hey thats nice. Thats beautiful. Stephen wow, thank you so much, everybody wow. Thank you, mark. Thanks, everybody. Please. Thanks, everybody. Welcome to the late show. M happy to be here. You all ready for the weekend . cheers and applause nothing like a friday. . Its friday . . Its friday . Stephen i dont know what song were doing but i like it. I also like that suit, man. That is like the wallpaper at a tropical resort. Jon a dr. Seuss book. Stephen you would be a great dr. Seuss character. Ter