kamala is most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that, she beat out al gore, some guy named biden and even dick cheney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though, i think. i don t know the story too well. who said women can t beat men when given the chance. women can suck as good as men. she is bud light of vps. roll the latest. the banger of the summer you need to play for your people and they will love it. everybody will go crazy. okay. i like it. yes. this is song of the summer, okay. tell the dj to have that going, okay? you ready to see stonewall? i am. greg: i have not heard so much forced laughter. like bring your daughter to workday. even with kamala approval numbers in cnn numbers, assuming joe still has a heartbeat. he is not even working at half speed anymore. here he is talking about putin. it is hard to tell, clearly losing the war in iraq and at home. greg: oh, my god, we are in trouble. iran, iraq, tomato, tomato. de
her only threesome is with smoky and the bandit. i checked it with her. he knows what good tv is but decided to do our show any way. rob law. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep. comedian joe davito. finally, he buys two seats when he flies. one for him and one for his belt. my massive side kick. yes. all right. before we get to these news stories, it s friday. let s do this. greg s leftovers. mmm. tasty, hot water. ahh. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we didn t use this week. it s my first time reading them. if they suck, i get to kill anyone i want. a group of nude cyclists exposed themselves to children at the seattle pride parade. coincide coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. when asked if cycling in the buff would be painful, lance armstrong replied, my ball would be killing me. all right. after the president was seen with strap marks on his face, the white house confirmed that he wears a c-pap mask f
i had to grow up without one. in an instant she was gone. and it changed everything. she dreamed of a career solving crimes, but crime claimed her first. gut wrenching pain! my daughter, please, please don t let this be true! home alone on a sunny afternoon she vanished. we just said, oh my god! isn t this one of her earrings? earrings in the carpet. ribbons on the ground. tire tracks on the lawn. there was evidence of a violent struggle. what had happened? and who was behind it? everything was a mystery. was she still alive? was she not? it tore us apart. for years they demanded answers, a struggle each day. then came the cold case squad with a new bag of tricks. i always felt that this was a case that could be solved. they wanted justice just as bad as we did. as a mother she fought and fought and fought. we just never gave up. don t mess with a mother bear. hello. welcome to dateline. tara ord was just 19. a beautiful young woman with bi
nbc, which is like a news network but with chuck todd. kamala is the most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that. she beat out al gore. some guy named biden and even dick cheyney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though. i think. i really don t know that story too well. anyway, so who says women can t beat men when given the chance. yes, ladies, you, too, can suck every bit as much as men. she truly is the bud light of veeps. roll the latest. i m going to tell you the banger of the summer, okay? okay. that you need to play for your people and they re going to love it. okay. everybody s going to go crazy. i like it, i like it. yes. this is the song of the summer, okay. so you need to tell the d.j. to have that going, okay. okay. you ready to see stonewall? greg: that was brutal. i haven t seen so much forced laughter since kim on hosted the oscars, more uncomfortable than biden on bring your daughter to workday. even with ka
and this is dateline. i was robbed of my sister. i had to grow up without one. in an instant, she was gone. and it changed everything. she dreamed of a career solving crimes but crime came for her first. i prayed, my daughter, please don t let this be true. home alone on a sunny afternoon, she vanished. i said, oh my gosh, is this one of her earrings. earrings in the carpet, ribbons on the ground. tire tracks on the lawn. there was evidence of a violent struggle. what had happened? and who was behind it? everything was a mystery. was she still alive? it tore us apart for years they demanded answers. a struggle each day. then came the cold case file with a new bag of tricks. i always felt that this was a case to be solved. they wanted us justice just as bad as we did. as a mother, she fought and fought and fought. we just never gave up. don t mess with a mother bear. hello and welcome to dateline. tara was just 19 with a beautiful young wo