See . Thats what nosyll get you. Told you so. It just doesnt make any sense. Darryl, clark, kevin, toby, plop, take a knee. All right, you guys are gonna think im psycho again. Couldnt shake this feeling that erins dating someone, so i looked at her phone. Man, you cant do that stuff. Youll only find pain. When my exwife got into my email account, she was devastated. Too late. I found out shes been texting a guy named pete. Does anybody know a pete . Pete. Hmm. Petwhat . It just occurred to me that andy has been calling me plop for so long, he forgot my real name. Which is pete. Filming a card to send to the fam. Singing caroloke with my best friends. Hanging out with mom, making ninjabread men all day, oh oh oh oh thats my kind of holiday, oh oh oh oh whats your kind of holiday . [ for mcdonalds bold, new jalapeno kicker premium chicken sandwich. And the not too shy jalapeno kicker quarter pounder. The heat comes at you from lays of jalapeno crisps, jalapeno slices, pepper jack cheese
All right, this next one goes to darryl for pocket dialing a customer while having sex. Ooohh. You salty dog. Well, yeah, what can i say, a players gotta play. There you go. Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti. But im gonna let them think the other thing. Okay, i got this one. Oh, be careful. Be careful, be careful. No, i got it. Easy does it, everyone. Nobody even take a breath. [overlapping shouts] kevin [overlapping chatter] what did i say . What did i just say . Hey, hey, hey, its just a mistake. Just a mistake. Thats what this towers all about mistakes. Okay, if youre afraid of screwing up, the towers not for you. Show of handswho here has never had a complaint . Thats right. Nobody. See that . Nobody. Okay . Lets get back to work, huh . Come on, you in . Yeah. There we go. All right, lets do it. You know, at the end of the day its really only two days, remember. I mean, ill be back in the office. If you need me for an emergency, call me. Ill be there you know what
[cell phone ringing] really . Oh, im sorry. Sorry. Ballerinas one, two, three. [whispering] hello . Yes, this is pam halpert. I got the mural . Oh, my god all shh [whispering] um, im sorry. I have to go. My daughters a ladybug. I know that doesnt make any sense. Um, thank you, thank you. Youre very rude. Yes, very rude. Shh kids are dancing. Darryl and i will be here to serve you for years and years and years and years. [chuckles] so should we go call jim and go tell him to go screw himself . Dwight, look, im sorry youre having a hard time with this, okay . Athlead is my future. No disrespect to dunder mifflin, but if i can have fun at work, i want that. It cant be more fun than selling paper and paper products. It can. Are you pretending to be crazy, huh . Pete and i havent done anything. Its true. Yeah, right. With slammin bods like that, they aint playing checkers. People, its 2013. Erin is a strong, independent woman. Who says she has to end up with any man . Okay, can everyone ple
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