i just got impeached for making a perfect phone call! i only wish i could have been there when he pounded that out. when he mashed those stumpy pink little thumbs into his phone like he was killing little bugs or something. and this, by the way, is what he s tweeting before the trial starts. so i think we have a lot to look forward to. the impeachment trial starts tuesday. and there are specific rules for how this will go. last time it happened no one had phones. this time senators will not be allowed to use their phones during the trial. and they will have to stand when they cast votes, which is a big deal. for a lot of these senators this will be the first time they ve ever stood for anything. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today it all began thank you. chief justice john roberts was sworn in today by the senate president pro tem, who did not make me feel optimistic about the republican-controlled senate s desire to conduct a fair and impartial trial. do you sol