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Im glad youre here. Im not sure im glad im here. Im concerned because i dont know why they announce this kind of stuff. Maybe they want us to be prepared. Yesterday at the National Earthquake conference, it was in long beach. If earthquakes had any sense of humor, they would strike in long beach while its on, but a scientists who specializes on studying the fault says the southern part of the fault which includes here in los angeles is, quote, locked, loaded and ready to go. Like its bruce willis or something. [ laughter ] jimmy and whose side are you on . It makes me nervous. I spent the last night gorilla gluing my hourglasses to their display stands. One of the guys who works here, lets call him joe because thats his name. Joe bought an earthquake preparedness kit. Its a bucket full of supplies. One of the items liste emergency toilet. He was curious to see what it was. It turns out the emergency toilet is the bucket itself. I guess in an emergency everything is a toilet. [ applause

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