Today, unions. Tomorrow, strikes! [The Guardian] Ever wonder what the law would look like if we treated AR-15s more like pit bulls? No, not that Pitbull. [The Hill] There's a fail-safe for pregnancies that become dangerous if Roe isn't safeguarded. Biden will have to step up, though. [The Atlantic] Not only are there Nazis in the police force, they're making a killing! [AP] A healthy reminder that your experience may vary if you're thinking about Biglaw to pay off your shiny new six figures of debt. [Reddit]
Veteran police officer resigned after it went public that he didn't think Hitler was all that bad. Come on now, Amazon does better background checks than this. [HuffPost] Biden is freezing student loan payments till August 31st. Cheers to him delaying them to February 30th. [NY Times] Some turbulence along the way: man faces federal charges after joining the mile high club by himself four times. [FOX] King Zuck guarantees that his words will be part of some future employment lawsuit, admitting his underlings call him the "Eye of Sauron." I, for one, welcome our Dark Overlords. [Consequence] For anyone else who’s been playing Ketanji Brown Jackson Bingo, please check off Godwin's law. [Mediaite]