Orv Fudge of Mistaken Gut on Newfoundland s northeast coast is expressing disappointment with having received the AstraZeneca-Oxford COVID-19 vaccine and not, like many of his neighbours, the vaccine manufactured by Pfizer. I knew someting was wrong, b y, orribly wrong, there the weekend. And yes sir, sure enough, comes news Monday Bill and Melinda Gates are callin er quits. Marital turbulence was after shagging up me AZ signal.
Mr. Fudge asserts that as an analog vaccine; the AstraZeneca is providing him with poorer reception than would a digital vaccine like Pfizer or Moderna. All hands in the Gut got the digital vaccines and a boatload of nanobots. Every manjack is now a fully operational 5G antenna. All they got to do now is kick back, close dere eyes and stream Netflix. Hubert down the way says he wakes up every morning and it s like Paddy Daly is right dere, in bed wit he.