Tonight, trumps days of fury. Plus, stephen welcomes Neil Degrasse tyson. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody how are you . Welcome, mark. Hey good to see you. That was good. Chris, fantastic. People love when bad things happen to dogs. They love it audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen hey, come on no, you audience Stephen Stephen stephen thats nice. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Please have a seat, everybody. Thats very nice. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause listen to that, listen to that. That is a friday crowd right there jon its friday, oh, oh, stephen these people have come through storms. Jon they come through a lot. Stephen they have come through giving up on going to the gym after new years. cheers and applause jon yup, yup, aint going. Aint going. Stephen anyway,
Plus, stephen welcomes Neil Degrasse tyson. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody how are you . Welcome, mark. Hey good to see you. That was good. Chris, fantastic. People love when bad things happen to dogs. They love it audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen. Stephen hey, come on no, you audience Stephen Stephen stephen thats nice. Welcome. Welcome to the late show. Please have a seat, everybody. Thats very nice. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause listen to that, listen to that. That is a friday crowd right there jon its friday, oh, oh, stephen these people have come through storms. Jon they come through a lot. Stephen they have come through giving up on going to the gym after new years. cheers and applause jon yup, yup, aint going. Aint going. Stephen anyway, t. G. I. F. , in ways i have
Really smart and knowledgeable. Um. Im going to ask them. Final. Okay. Final. Okay, audience, we could use some help here. If you would, pick up those keypads; enter your vote now. [percussive music] [chuckles] [sighs] kaitlin figuring out this is tougher than any final exam shes ever taken before. Yes, cause those, i get to study. I know whats on it. This test, i have no idea. Well, you get to cheat here with the audience. Hopefully they can help us out. Oh. 75 say its c, anna kendrick. Thats a really large percent. Glad i didnt go with amanda seyfreid. Uh. Im gonna put my faith in the audience, and im going to say c, anna kendrick. Final answer. Who is, indeed. The star of pitch perfect. That is right [cheers and applause] thank you. Thank you. Kaitlin, you got to 5,000. [cheers and applause] all right, you can relax now for a second. Were gonna take a break. Were coming back. More Teacher Appreciation millionaire right after this. [cheers and applause] at paris las vegas, youll find
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