oh, [ bleep ]. i love that look the owl is giving him. who knew an owl segment was going to need so many bleeps. i didn t. colton used the swiffer dust broom in his attempt to evict mr. owl. watch out charming elderly couple in swiffer ads nationwide, your 15 minutes are over. everything is coming up colton. oh, please don t fly. oh, my. what? don t give me that look. oh, god, he s going to fly. oh, god, he s going to fly. can we just show the ow again, please? there it is. i love the look the owl is giving him. now i know owls always look kind of unimpressed. this one looks really, really unimpressed. like unimpressed bordering on wtf. any way, i cannot handle the tension anymore. this is too nerve-racking. this owl meant business. he was in it to win it. this was the world cup of owl standoffs. no, don t fly.