Texas Woman Arrested/Fired After Feeding Zoo Monkeys
Personally, me and monkeys got beef.
I have a decades-old scar from a pet monkey that bit me, totally unprovoked. Monkeys are stinky, filthy, weird little perverts. They are ridiculously cute, but that doesn t mean I ll forgive them their trespasses.
A Texas woman did trespass on some monkeys recently at the El Paso Zoo. Luz Elizabeth Rae was filmed trespassing inside their enclosure, stepping in murky monkey water (GROSS!), and throwing Hot Cheetos at them. Not only was the woman arrested for criminal trespass, she was also fired from her job.
The stunt at the zoo cost Rae her job at the Lovett Law Firm. The company said Monday that she had been fired and called her behavior irresponsible and reckless.