January 28, 2021 at 4:20 am by Chace Duma
Max Myszkowski / Daily Nexus
This just in: Student Health has received a shipment of the brand new, FDA not-really-approved, piss-yellow Mikeâs Hard Vaccine. Developed by the company behind Mikeâs Hard Lemonade, this vaccine is marketed toward those who canât for the life of them or, for that matter, the lives of the elderly and at-risk in their neighborhoods, stop partying. Considering Isla Vista seems to be the dream demographic for such a product, Student Health had the privilege of being among the first to receive this vaccine.Â
Our team was able to get an interview with Mike himself, who led the development of the hard vax, and ask him about the philosophy behind this new development.Â