if the old texas patdown wasn t a euphemism for foreplay, it is now. the old texas patdown. i thought we could explore the idea it would make the world less safe but we got caught up on the sexual terms. third base. yeah, third base. he was talking about a bull. i don t understand. one of the world s greatest political minds talking about bull-riding, i love you pat. you have a comment on the sew? e-mail us. leave a voice mail. still to come, the halftime report from david hasslehoff? yeah. tonight s halftime report is sponsored by: