Keep your foreskin feel this grapefruit. It feels like the pulsing part. Love one another. Im andrew yang, and i approve whatever this was. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, once upon impeachment plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson Jonathan Pryce and musical Sharon Van Etten, with norah jones. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on ho, ho, ho wooo have a seat. Thank you up there, up there, down here. My friends. My friends. My friends. Welcome to the late show, one and all. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well this is is this it . This tonight is the last late show before the holidays. I hope everybody out there gets the presents they want. Im looking forward to a great 2020, because next year, we could be getting a new president applause oh, father christmas, if you love me at all. And on day one, he or she will have a very important job getting
And a special appearance by john lithgow. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen the hey, happy holidays fantastic hello hows it going. Hi hey, jon. I like it. Happy wednesday. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen hi so nice. Wednesday, right . cheers and applause stephen thanks, everybody, up there, down here, all around the world, all my friends and neighbors. Welcome, one and all, everybody, everybody. Welcome to the late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Lets get right to it. We dont have any time. We dont have a minute to waste here. Its almost christmas. Im busy, youre busy. Ive got an oven full of snickerdoodles i have to finish the monologue before the timer goes off. Its just after six clrks as we speak, the full house of representatives is still debating the articles of impeachment. They havent voted yet, but im about to go on vacation, so im jus
M. Night shyamalan and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1162 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody thank you so much. And welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home thank you for being here you guys, my guest tonight is john legend. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy john has won an oscar, a tony, an emmy, a grammy, and he was just named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause even more impressive, his uber passenger rating is six. [ laughter ] i mean, wow. He must give his driver mints. Hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy friday if you think youre relieved that this weeks over, imagine how the president feels. [ light laughter ] what a week. We had impeachment hearings. We had a democratic debate Ariana Grande endorsed Bernie Sanders and yet all anybody will remember is that someone farted on
Tonight, Charity Begins at court. And the cast of star wars answers just one question. Plus, stephen welcomes mark harmon and comedian Caitlin Weierhauser featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey happy friday nice to see you beautiful you audience Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen good to see you. Happy friday hello, my friends thank you so much. Wooo wooo got that friday feeling. Got that friday feeling in this room. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. It is tristate. Trumps had another rough week on the impeachment front, but hes got something to look forward to this weekend. On saturday, hes going to the annual armynavy football game. Now, this is one sporting event where trumps got a pretty good chance of not getting booed. laughter and even if he is, the booing will be highly regimented sir, boo, sir permission to tell you that you suck,
Dua lipa musical guest, james blake anfeaturing the legendary roots crew questlove 1178 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you very much, everybody. Thank you. [ cheers and applause welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Thank you very much. Thank you for watching [ cheers and applause guys, theres so much going on right now. Today the president of the United States was impeached. Over in Russia Vladimir Putin is about to have his big yearend press conference. [ laughter ] the Movie Star Wars rise of skywalker comes out tomorrow. And a man at a nashville airport got busted with 84 pounds of weed wrapped like christmas presents [ laughter ] theres a lot to go over lets just jump in and cover it all at once. Its time for a news smash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first, President Trump got impeached today and hes not happy about it. He wrote an angry letter, sent hundreds of tweets, and shouted at his staff h