Keep your foreskin feel this grapefruit. It feels like the pulsing part. Love one another. Im andrew yang, and i approve whatever this was. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, once upon impeachment plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer HudsonJonathan Pryce and musical Sharon Van Etten, with norah jones. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen come on ho, ho, ho wooo have a seat. Thank you up there, up there, down here. My friends. My friends. My friends. Welcome to the late show, one and all. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Well this is is this it . This tonight is the last late show before the holidays. I hope everybody out there gets the presents they want. Im looking forward to a great 2020, because next year, we could be getting a new president applause oh, father christmas, if you love me at all. And on day one, he or she will have a very important job getting the old president to leave the oval office peacefully. I suggest cake on a rope. laughter come on lets go lets go but in the spirit of the season, w gnamp credit on a rare good decision signing an executive order giving most federal employees a paid day off on Christmas Eve. Good for him jon thood guess for him that he did that. Stephen good for him. You know, Christmas Eve is a very important day. And so busy. We all get visited by those three ghosts who make us watch poor people eatner, right . Not a pretty d sinight. There are still 15 democrats campaigning still 15 . Campaigning to put coal in trumps stocking, including former Vice President and man who takes his suspendermiming very seriously, joe biden. Biden just released his medical report, and according to his doctor, biden is a healthy, vigorous, 77yearold male, who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency. Although, he does have an irregular heartbeat. On the plus side, our next president might actually have a heart. Biden also applause got there. Got there. Jon something in there. Something in there. Stephen biden also has had a few nonmelanoma skin cancers removed, which his doctor said was not a big deal, explaining, in his youth, Vice President biden did spend a good deal of time in the sun. Well, yeah what was he supposed to do, beat up corn pop in the dark . Overall, biden is very healthy. His doctor notes that he does not use Tobacco Products or drink any alcohol, and he works out at least five days per week. Adding, and i dont know why he had me include this, but hes also friends with barack obama. laughter now with the holidays applause with the holidays coming up, we here at the late show are happy to say we have an early present for you. Its a brandnew animated christmas classic, made specifically for this years holiday season. Its called once upon impeachment. Do enjoy. Ho, ho, ho well, suzie, as long as youve been a good little girl this year, you can expect those two million tiktok hearts under the tree Christmas Morning whatever the holly that means. North pole, santa speaking. Uhhuh. Well, timmy, unfortunately. Even santa cant reverse the effects of global warming. Wha ok boomer you listen here, timmy. Im 800 years old phone ringing oh, hold on. Merry christmas. This is santa. Hello, crooked kringle. Oh, hello, mr. President. Hows christmas going . On schedule, i trust . Well, we didnt know there was going to be such a high demand for baby yodas or nutmegflavored vape pens. Its really taking a toll on our rudolph power supply. Santa vaping kills im stressed. We could really use that plutonium that Congress Approved for rudolphs nose. Uhhuh, its coming. Wonderful, when can we i would like you to do me a favor, though. Uhoh. Breaking news on the 42nd day of impeachment my true love gave to me a second whistleblower i was in santas office when the phone call took place, and what i heard shook me to my candycoated core. Listen i would like you to do me a favor, though. Uhoh. I need you to send me the naughty and nice list. And why do you need that . I need dirt on joe biden. After this bombshell revelation, lawmakers are now demanding a naughty full release of the list. The naughty list. Help me, anderson. Im calling oN Santa Claus to testify before congress on Christmas Eve. Who is this santa claus to tell us whats naughty, whats nice . I mean, who among hasnt, for the sake of argument, helped a good friend bury a body . Maybe santa wants to protect the naughty list so bad because hes on it. Have you thought about that wolf . Santas broken into millions of houses. Watergate was one hotel. Those falalalalousy bums so now we gotta give those mother jinglers the list . Ho, ho, nooooooo, gumdrop the eternal spirit of niceness gave us that list to protect at all costs. Its one of the top three christmas commandments 1. thou shalt keep black friday sacred and give 20 to 40 off all merchandise. 2. thou shalt stand under the mistletoe and give your sweety a big, sloppy wet one. 3. thou shalt protect the list well, then what do we do, santa . We just keep doing our job and trust that congress will do theirs. Oh, bleep rudy the red nose lawyer came to get the naughty list rudy how did you get here so fast . Beats me. I butt dialed an uber and blacked out. Now, by the power vested in me, hand over that list or what . Or frosty gets put on ice dont give it to em, santa im gonna rip off your chestnuts and roast em okay, rudy youll get the list belly is bowl of jelly. Welcome, santa. Here it is, rudy. Be sure to check it twice. Sure, whatever see ya hahaha. That sugarplumsucking bastard is gonna use the naughty and nice list for naughtiness not tonight, gumdrop. Santa claus is coming to town. Welcome back to our Christmas Eve impeachment coverage. Still no sign of jolly ol saint nick. This, despite the milk and cookies set at his testimony table with care. Excuse me, mr. Chairman, but if santa wont be joining us tonight, i have some entries id like to submit from the naughty and nice list N Santa Claus is coming in hot. Going as fast as we can, santa. This things a little heavy. Who should be on the naughty list but joe biden . Steady, steady. Just like when you got bin laden, kringle. And, so, i think we can all agree this proves once and for all, there was no quid pro hohoho santa order mr. Chair, thats my list foolish you have been, rudy. Now just hold on a minute, mr. Kringle thats Lieutenant Colonel kringle order, order. Would the roseycheeked gentleman from the north pole please submit for the record president trumps actual entry from the naughty list . Respectfully, mr. Chairman, whats the point . I mean, you really think it will help . He told you every naughty thing he ever did, and you still elected him president. Yeah, he said he was gonna grab woman by th the figgy pudding yes, very naughty. And thats why im here today, right . On Christmas Eve . To tell you whos been naughty . Well, i wont, because the more we talk about naughtiness, the more it can seem like the only thing left that exists. And so, mr. Chairman, i would like to submit something for the record. The following entries from the nice list. Ah, lindsey graham, november 1961. Little lindsey sat next to a boy at lunch who also had no friends. Remember how that felt, lindsey . Yes, it felt good. Feelin good feels good. I want to live, clarence and heres one from Rudy Giuliani oh, rudy, our rednosed lawyer. In september 2001, rudy was an inspiration to an entire nation. Remember that rudy . Someone remembered i used to be nice. Its a christmas miracle. God bless us, everyone and finally. Donald trump. I got nothing. laughter but, mr. President , theres still time. Why, youve got a whole year left to resign. Initiate drone strike oN Santa Claus. Authorization code 1, 2, 3. Global warmings real, you science scrooge and so, ask not whos been naughty to you. Ask who you can be nice to hohoho merry impeachment to you stephen thanks to our friends at our cartoon president , whose season three starts on showtime in january. Weve got a great show for you tonigh everybody. Stick around because Jennifer Hudson is here. But when we come back, puppies, puppies. Im Christina Stembel and i chose the spark cash card from capital one with unlimited 2 cash back on everything i buy why wouldnt i get this card . i redeemed 115,000 in cash back, which doubled our Marketing Budget last summer. 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Maybe shell sing some christmas carols. Who knows . In the yuletide spirit of giving, for the past few weeks, i have been inviting my guests to help decorate a very special christmas robe that we are auctioning off on ebay, with alo good call nyc, a charity that helps those in need get free legal aid. And this year, so many great celebrities decorated this robe with holiday cheer, like jennifer aniston, eddie murphy, steve carrell, queen latifah, the weeknd, and so many others. Including legendary Robert De Niro stopped by to decorate the late shows christmas robe or, as he put it hi, im Robert De Niro, and im decorating stephens tree. laughter stephen you know what . Im not correcting the guy. Its a tree now. And if you want this celebrity decorated robe tree, head to ebay. Com lateshow and bid. Maybe someone you love will get a great present, and someone in need will get help from good call nyc. applause bid it up, baby of course, Everybody Loves the warm and fuzzies at the holidays, except for the centers for disease control, because the cheer stompers over at the c. D. C. Issued a warning that puppies may be making people sick. Yeah. The c. D. C. s official spokesperson put it this way ugh ive been kissed by a dog i have dog germs get hot water get some disinfectant get some iodine stephen so maybe its true. Maybe its not. But you know who doesnt care . Me and my puppy, benny. And you know what . Not only there he is. Here he is. Come on out, bennie. Come on oh come here, buddy. Ive got him. Come here come here cheers and applause oh here you go. Audience Bennie BennieBennie Bennie bennie stephen how dare you, c. D. C. first, you came for our romaine lettuce, now our puppies . Whats next, baby yoda carries listeria . Oh, dont lick baby yoda. Dont lick baby yoda. laughter well be right back with Jennifer Hudson. applause these little cups would make great stocking stuffers. But how about rightnowinyourmouth stuffers. Happy holidays to your mouth. Not sorry. Reeses. Hvr dips. You either love it or you really love it. Mike bloombergs created on tover 400,000 jobs. Ue leader. As president , an opportunity economy that works for us. Tax fairness where the wealthy pay their fair share. Education. Affordable college and high skill Vocational Training so people can succeed in the new economy. Economic security. Lower Cost Health Care and affordable middleclass housing. Proven leadership on jobs. To build an economy where people dont just get by, they get ahead. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. band playing cheers and applause cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the late show. Folks, my first guest is an Academy Awardwinning actress and twotime grammy awardwinning singer you know from dreamgirls and the color purple. She now stars in cats. Please welcome Jennifer Hudson applause wow cheers and applause i need to come here more often stephen there you go, exactly. Wow stephen dont be a stranger. People in the ed sullivan love Jennifer Hudson. Thank you stephen its n that is that is an absolutely beautiful dress. You likeice. It . Stephen i love the sparkle blue. Thats very nice. Holiday festive. Thank you. Stephen now, obviously, people are always excited to see Jennifer Hudson. But people have gotten very excited because you have been spotted portraying a new role. I i cannot wait for this. You are now going to be portraying Aretha Franklin for the biopic, respect. Yes. Stephen thats extraordinary. And is it true, i heard that Aretha Franklin personally picked you to portray her while she was still with us . Yes. Which is mind blowing. Stephen that is. It is. Stephen what was that phone call like . Did you talk to her about it . Oh, yeah. First of all, we had our first meeting about 15 years ago right after i won my oscar for dreamgirls. We had a meeting here in new york. And she made a final decision while i was on the color purple. She said, i made my decision, it is going to be you playing me. And i said, yes, maam. And she said, dont say anything. We talked about it for a long time now and its actually manifesting now. Stephen you spent some time with aretha toward of end of her life. Yes. Stephen i have a photograph here actually, i have two of them. This is classic aretha there. And then this is the two of you i understand you love this photograph. Its my favorite photo. Stephen tell me whats going on here. Here i am doing a tribute i did many tributes to her at the b. E. T. And it was supposed to be a surprise. Were in rehearsal at the venue, and aretha shouldnt shouldnt have known anything about it, and all of a sudden she burst inside of the rehearsal space. And everybody stops like. laughter okay, arethas here. What do we do . We couldnt sing anything. Anyway, she sat down and she talked to me for a long time. And then she made while she was leaving spp they said, shes outside of the door listening. Stephen shes not dumb. So she popped us on us and sat in the middle. When does aretha pop up in your rehearsal . Stephen very rarely here. People, of course, are also excite build the release of cats on friday applause stephen this is a musical a longtime coming. People have been trying to do a cats musical forever. We just have the technology now to turn people into cats. Thats what weve been waiting for. Of course, the great Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. Here you are again, this is done with c. G. I. Whats your name. Grizabella the glamour cat. Stephen grizabella the glamour cat. I asked your costar, idris elba, when he was on here. I asked him a question and ill ask you. You can explain the plots of cats. What happens . Basically, you know how cats get a ninth life. They have a ball once a year and only one cat gets that ninth life. They get to display their talent, whatever that is, and try to earn the ninth life. Stephen what happens to the other cats, do they die . They have to wait until the next year to try to get the ninth life, i guess. Stephen thats best explanation of cats. I dont know if its right. Its right watch the movie. Youll see. Stephen i trust you. What is a jellicles cat. Each song explains all of that. You get the soundtrack, you get tickets to the movie, and you see the movie, and it will tell you everything you all need to know applause idris said that everybody had to go to cat ph steen school. Yes, we did. Stephen did you go to cat school . Yeah, to be a cat, yeah, you have to go to cat school. Stephen this is not the first time you have been to school. You had to go to diva school for dreamgirls. I felt like i was going to class every day. And fast forward 15 years later, and now im a cat. And im in cat school. Stephen whats cat school. Im crawling on the floor. We had to learn to crawl, and come on, sniff around with me leak a cat. Because you lead with your nose or your ears, because we lead with our eye s. Stephen sure. Well, they follow their senses, their nose, smell, right . Stephen yeah. So, let me see you. laughter i dont smell nothing, but. Stephen its water. And she made like a cat try it applause or your ears. Stephen and then you you have cats of your own. I do. Stephen okay, tell me who is in this photo here. There are a lot of animals in this photo. I have five pets. So we have from the dreamgirls era, oscar, grammy, and then grizabella. And so i have five pets. Stephen do you think you understand your cats more now that you have a cat . Yes. Because i had cats growing up, andy didnt know much about them. But after cat school, im like, oh, i get cats more now. laughter yeah. So we ceend of, you know but they just sleep all day. laughter . Stephen i get that. I get that a lot. Digal effects and everything. So youve got all the technology involved in it, where, everything is done in front of a green screen, and youre being turned into cats digitally. So you really look like halfhuman, halfcat, and theres music going on at the same time. Yeah, were singing a lot. Stephen i believe we have a clip of the film right here. Jim. Okay. applause stephen that idris or is ia . I dont at knowth that cat. Stephen youre clearly youre clearly in the holiday spirit. Obviously, the blue sparkle takes thrus. But you recently posted some photos of your you have more than one Christmas Tree . I have three Christmas Trees. Stephen three Christmas Trees. Okay. Here is one of your Christmas Trees right there. Yes. Stephen why is that a Christmas Tree . That really looks like a dress. Its a divas Christmas Tree. So the bottom part of it is the christmas part of the tree. Stephen oh, its a divas Christmas Tree. Yes. Stephen you really took diva school to heart. Yes but im a good diva, though. Stephen theres a good diva . Diva didnt always have a good title. So i always put good in front of my diva. Stephen is it like are you a good witch or bad witch . Kind of. Kind of. Stephen whats the story behind this dress wear h this. Im going to wear this to my starbucks christmas karaoke party. Its being made into a dress. Stephen go back to that last sentence, a starbucks christmas karaoke party. It used to be called the ugly sweater star bucks christmas karaoke party. One year, maybe five years ago, i came up with this big bright idea that i wanted to have, like, a Christmas Party at starbucks, because you get a cookie the size of your face, hot chocolate. All the holiday treats in starbucks. Stephen is this like taking your kid to a Birthday Party at chuck e. Cheese . Does starbucks encourage this . Yes, i call them mr. And mrs. Starbucks. So, look, a week after i campaign up with the idea, guess who called . Mr. And mrs. Starbucks wanted me to come and sing at their Christmas Party. I didnt say, all i want to do is have a christmas karaoke at the starbucks with my family and friends and if the public wants to come in and sing with us, they can. This is going to be the sixth year of it. And its going to be at the grand its big one, the biggest starbucks in the world. Chicago, my home town city. Four floors, so i need to wear the Christmas Tree dress. Stephen so when youre carrie oaking christmas what, is your goto song . My favorite is o holy night. And my cousin makes me get up and sing it with her even though we dont rehearse it. Stephen i dont have that the range for that because at the end end yes you do o holy night the stars are brightly shining it is the night of our dear saviors birth. You better sing. Long lay the world and sing in and pining till he appears and the take it a thrill of hope the weary world rejoices sing now. Aewnd n a glorious lord fall on your knees where you at . Hear the angel voices oh, night divine oh, night oh, night when christ was born cheers and applause stephen cats is in theaters tomorrow. Jennifer hudson, everybody well be right back with Jonathan Pryce. From the two popes. Steyer im about to say two words that will make washington insiders very uncomfortable term limits. You and i both know we need term limits, that congress shouldnt be a lifetime appointment. But members of congress, and the corporations whove bought our democracy hate term limits. Too bad. Im tom steyer and i approve this message because the only way we get universal healthcare, address Climate Change and make our economy more fair is to change business as usual in washington. This smoothie has over 3 times v8 onlyas much. Ams of sugar. So maybe we should call this smoothie, sweetie. K. Veg up. Welcome back to our ah, its time to gift wrap. Did someone say gift rap . J to the jingle, j to the jammie Old Navy Styles for this holiday fami y Old Navy Jingle Jammies freshness youll be drippin resting by the tree while were eggnog sippin sittin with my crew all cozy by the fire please dont be so jealous liery ofatngda,hotirey with gifts for one, two, three and four bucks thats up to seventyfive percent off are we actually not wrapping any gifts . Only at old navy makeawish volunteer ok, hes coming,y cmon cmon. Ing here we go. little santa somali. Alika . l tl little santa i got this for you. vo when you grant a childs wish, you change lives. vo you can choose makeawish to get two hundred and fifty dollars from subaru when you get a new subaru. 2 get 0. 9 during the subaru share the love event. And a drumroll, please. [ hisses and snarls ] [ bell chimes ] lets dance ba playing cheers and applause stephen spries. Its another spries. Ladies and gentlemen, folks you know my next guest tonight, from game of thrones the wife and brazil. He just received a golden globe nomination for his role as pope francis in the two popes. Please welcome Jonathan Pryce applause stephen nice tow meet you. Can i go now . Stephen no, weve locked the doors for the next 10 minutes. You cant go anywhere. Congratulations. You just got nominated for a golden globe for your performance as francis the two popes. Fantastic. Was it fated . Was it just destiny that you would play this part eventually . Because even before, even before this movie existed everyone said you looked like franciso or francis looked like me. He looked like me. I was famous first. Stephen heres you. In case people dont know what you look like from sitting there. And heres francis. Come on. Obviously you moisturize and he doesnt. Its a big surprise, because thats not who i see when i look in the mirror. Stephen oh, really . No, im more brad pitt in the mirror. Stephen sure, sure. Brad pitt will eventually play you in your life story. Theres a lot of theatericality in catholicism. I was raised catholic. Were you raised catholic . No, welsh presbyterian. Stephen theres great production value in catholicism. There is. Stephen its very theatrical. How did it feel to play a pope . You see, the robes, actually, cardinals and popes, theyre very simple. Theyre beautifully cut, lovely material. Stephen sure. Theres no clashing colors. Stephen right. You dont have to worry about what youre going to wear when you in ugeno twp he what team youre on. Yes. Stephen youve got scarlet, youre a bishop or a cardinal. Cardinal. Stephen youre white. Youre the man. Stephen youre museum row uno, baby. The extraordinary thing about this story is there are two numero unos there. It was originally called the pope. And then they cast Anthony Hopkins and his agent said there should be two popes. So its two popes. laughter . Stephen so you guys are both welshmen. Yeah. Stephen playing a german pope and an argentinean pope. Had you guys performed together before . Did you guys know each other . Were both on a recording by dylan thomas that George Martin produced 27, 28 years ago. Tony was then i dont know if you know the poem there are two narrators. Is and tony was voice number one and i was voice number two. Stephen wow. And i was okay with it. But then you cut to 27 years later, and were in rome, and you get the call sheet for the next days filming, and a number is next to your character, and the film. Ted according to your and i was number one, and ton ty im was cenumberrtan two. laughter . Stephen congratulations. Congratulations. Thats really good. applause but he we became great friends during the filming. And every morning he would greet me with, morning, number one. And i said, morning, number two. He signed his emails to me as sir number two. He gets his own way. Stephen we have a clip here of th the two popes. Do you know whats happening in this clip . No. Stephen okay. What we know is there are two popes. Two popes. Stephen and theyre talking about something. Yes. Stephen jim. Why do the president s of america and russia and china come to you . Because, unlike them, your Authority Comes from the fact that you will suffer and die in the job. A martyr to justice and truth. For this, all people come. Forgive me, but. But . Christ did not come down from the cross. Ah. But always granted the right words. No, a pope must go on forever. Be the personification of the crucified christ. If you do this, you will damage the painalcy forever. applause . Stephen when you are in playing francis, like, did you have to study up . How do you, like how do you do a ridealong, like, to figure out how to be pope . Whats the Research Involved . Well, the research it wasnt really research, but it started the day he was created pope because he was the first pope in my lifetime that i had listened to. Because ive heard he was speaking not just to mow but millions of others, not autboutd e issues, about how we should live our lives. He was talking about the environment, the inequality of life. So i identified with him. And so when i was offered the chance to play him, i jumped at it. But it helped. I looked a bit like him. But it i studied his movements and things, watching lots of youtube. I found youtube of him where he wasnt the smiling, avuncular pope on the balcony of rome when hes declared pope. He comes way history, a very checkered history. Hes still seen as a divisive person in argentina because of his possible collaboration with the corals. And its talked about in this film. And the argentinean audience we showed it to last week thanked us for not shying away from the dark moment in their history and his history. You see the unsmiling pope and you see the man he becomes. People ask me how dibuild the character . I say i didnt, he did. And i followed it. Stephen what do you think of the gig . Would you want to be pope . No. No. I think its he talks you see it, and he talks about where its a lonely life. And they both talk about being feeling that theyre alone. Stephen well, its a beautiful movie, thank you so much. Lovely to meet you. Thank you, stephen. Stephen the two popes is available on netflix tomorrow. Jonathan pryce, everybody well be right back. 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[ music swells ] woohoo yeah version of her song, seventeen, featuring norah jones, ladies and gentlemen, Sharon Van Etten applause i know what you wanna say i think that youre all the same constantly being led astray hes thinking of something you dont downtown harks back halfway up the street i used to be free i used to be seventeen follow my shadow around your corner i used to be seventeen now youre just like me down beneath the ashes and the stone sure of what ive lived and have known i see you so uncomfortably alone i wish i could show you how much youve grown downtown harks back i used to be on this street i used to be seventeen i used to be seventeen now youre half shy hanging on my block sun coming up who is my shadow . La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la i know what youre gonna be i know that youre gonna be youre crumbling up just to see afraid that youll be just like me downtown harks back halfway through this life i used to feel free was it just a dream . Now youre half shy think youre so carefree but youre just seventeen so much like me youre just seventeen youre just seventeen seventeen cheers and applause stephen thank you. That was beautiful, thank you. Seventeen is available exclusively on amazon music Sharon Van Etten and norah jones, everybody well be right back. You work hard. You play hard. A drink with friends can turn into two. And a prescription can be stronger than you thought. Stop there are a lot of ways to get a dui. And a lot of ways to go. Text a friend. Call a cab. Share a ride. Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. Itheres my career. s more to me than hiv. My cause. And creating my dream home. Im a work in progress. 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If you have a rash and other symptoms of an allergic reaction, stop taking dovato and get medical help right away. Tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems, including hepatitis b or c. Dont use dovato if you plan to become pregnant or during the first 12 weeks of pregnancy since one of its ingredients may harm your unborn baby. Your doctor should do a pregnancy test before starting dovato. Use effective Birth Control while taking dovato. The most common side effects are headache, diarrhea, nausea, trouble sleeping, and tiredness. So much goes into who i am and hope to be. Ask your doctor if starting hiv treatment with dovato is right for you. Late show. Everyone have a great holiday. See you in 2020 good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun t woel the love tonight w i yomom it will be all right its the late, late show. Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from