President trump today signed a bill imposing new sanctions on russia. And an hour later in retaliation, Vladimir Putin signed a deal with netflix. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] watch till the end. Politico, yesterday, published a previously withheld transcript of an interview between President Trump and the wall street journal in which trump referred to his soninlaw and Senior Advisor Jared Kushner as a good boy. A good boy . [ laughter ] hes 36 when a woman turns 36 you consider that grounds for divorce. [ laughter ] according to axios, President Trump has been trying to impress his new white house chief of staff john kelly by acting sharper in meetings and rattling off stats. So far, none have been right, but bless him, hes trying. Dogs are boys and cats are girls. Dancing causes brain damage. The capital of florida is maralago. Are you hearing this, john . [ laughter and applause ] krispy kreme announced it will release a limited edition reeses doughnut with reeses Peanut But
President trump today signed a bill imposing new sanctions on russia. And an hour later in retaliation, Vladimir Putin signed a deal with netflix. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] watch till the end. Politico, yesterday, published a previously withheld transcript of an interview between President Trump and the wall street journal in which trump referred to his soninlaw and Senior Advisor Jared Kushner as a good boy. A good boy . [ laughter ] hes 36 when a woman turns 36 you consider that grounds for divorce. [ laughter ] according to axios, President Trump has been trying to impress his new white house chief of staff john kelly by acting sharper in meetings and rattling off stats. So far, none have been right, but bless him, hes trying. Dogs are boys and cats are girls. Dancing causes brain damage. The capital of florida is maralago. Are you hearing this, john . [ laughter and applause ] krispy kreme announced it will release a limited edition reeses doughnut with reeses Peanut But
Against a group of protesters in charlottesville, virginia. He drove his car into a crowd and killed a woman named heather heyer. It was a horrifying incident that left most of the country stunned and terrified. But on saturday, you didnt hear her name or the terrorists name or even the word terrorist from our president. What you heard instead was this. Were closely following the terrible events unfolding in charlottesville, virginia. We condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred, bigotry, and violence on many sides. On many sides. Seth on many sides . If that choice of words made you feel sick to your stomach, the good news is youre a normal and decent person. The jury is still out on the president , as he initially refused to condemn the White Supremacist Movement in this country. Now, he did read a statement at the white house today that finally struck the right tone, but im sorry, pencils down on this subject was saturday evening. He only gets very par
According to bloomberg, President Trumps allies are worried about the resignation of his personal bodyguard and aide, keith schiller. Because they say schiller is trumps emotional anchor. Oh, when was he resigning . 30 years ago . [ laughter ] seriously, this has been the emotionally anchored trump . [ light laughter ] whats the unhinged trump going to do . Build a lair . [ laughter ] former president obama today criticized President Trumps decision to end the daca program. Of course, the only reason trump wants to end it is because he thinks daca is obamas middle name. [ laughter ] we must end the failed policies of barack daca hussein obama. [ laughter and applause ] incidentally, daca is also what Hillary Clinton shouts at the bar when she wants another daiquiri. [ laughter ] can i get a daca . [ laughter ] what . Yeah, i know i should have got [ light laughter ] new york mayor bill de blasio recently praised his running of the city saying, youd assume theyd be having parades in the
According to bloomberg, President Trumps allies are worried about the resignation of his personal bodyguard and aide, keith schiller. Because they say schiller is trumps emotional anchor. Oh, when was he resigning . 30 years ago . [ laughter ] seriously, this has been the emotionally anchored trump . [ light laughter ] whats the unhinged trump going to do . Build a lair . [ laughter ] former president obama today criticized President Trumps decision to end the daca program. Of course, the only reason trump wants to end it is because he thinks daca is obamas middle name. [ laughter ] we must end the failed policies of barack daca hussein obama. [ laughter and applause ] incidentally, daca is also what Hillary Clinton shouts at the bar when she wants another daiquiri. [ laughter ] can i get a daca . [ laughter ] what . Yeah, i know i should have got [ light laughter ] new york mayor bill de blasio recently praised his running of the city saying, youd assume theyd be having parades in the