no, no. reporter: the shop owner says she hasn t seen any italian sausages in a couple of weeks. we did sell them at winterfest, and they were a big success. reporter: you know that was where guido was last seen. oh, my. oh, my. watch him. bang. reporter: guido has a history of overcoming adversity. he took the high road ten years ago when cameras captured pittsburgh pirates first baseman randall simon whack him with a baseball bat. they hope he ll be back in time for opening day. we do have breaking news to tell you, though. guido has been found. guido has been found? yes, somebody came ran into a bar in milwaukee and dropped him off. and i m the one who had him the whole time. what are you supposed to be? i m the sausage. can t you tell? glad he s back home. come on, you can t be guido. you ve got to leave guido alone. you can t beat that meat.
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off with the weiner and the sausage spent the last few weeks getting spicy. but last night, two people ran into a bar, dropped off guido and ran off. colleen henry gets to the meat of the matter. reporter: he s the sex symbol of the racing sausages. mustachioed and suave, the brewers say this mascot loves attention. an impostor donned guido s duds on february 16th. the spicy italian marched in the winter parade earlier in the day and was waiting for a second appearance when a witness spotted him slipping out the door at the milwaukee curling club. later that night, guido surfaced at the road house bar and grill. police found facebook photos showing him krorki iworking the joining the band, and looking a little worse for the wear. his chef s hat black with dirt. he also showed up at another local bar. tj ryan sits, coincidentally, next to a sausage shop. he hasn t ended up as a pizza topping of a bolognaise?