[cheers and applause]. janice: and, i can t wait to get the e-mail from the teacher going, your kids don t breathe properly in my class. f. greg: you know, i think i would be the kid in the class that would be farting making farting noises while everybody else is doing it. michael: right when it starts. right before the teacher says deep breath. there you go. greg: exactly kat: is that a good fart noise? come on, man. you re a comedian. michael: i went fog horn you went ripper. greg: that is a funny fart noise kat s making. it is funny, do it again [fart noise kat: thank you everyone. greg: people don t say we re on par with special report. have you ever seen them do a whole who can do a better fart
save the other dogs from the salt in the winter time, right? stop the salt assault on the city roads. i don t know how many votes she got but she lost, which is too bad, because i think a dog could really save toronto. [cheers and applause]. michael: that s already a disney movie. the dog that ran. janice: corn! greg: i m going to have to say that bitch wins and i m referring to the female dog so don t write your letters. janice: i like that. greg: up next
janice: not. greg: they re offended by that. how can you watch this show and be offended. janice: remember the old days when ozzy assess born would go on stage and they would throw up a bat and we eat the bat. greg: i think he did it once. get your ozzy stories right janice, i can t believe you re a meteorologist. janice: but it s true. greg: tom jones, women used to throw their underwear up at him, remember that? you can t do that because you don t wear underwear. [laughter]. michael: maybe that s what it was intended to do. maybe pink has a horrible self image nouchlt everybody else is getting panties thrown at them. here s my dead mom s ashes. this is going to sound horrible so everybody just buckle up. but i think this is why you don t want women like in charge of big stuff. because when push comes to shove, they don t know what to do. right? like you throw a dude you throw a dude rock star afters and he s going to snort
like she thinks she s doing well and the rest of us are like. greg: she is a giggle machine but she may end up having the last laugh. if president b croaks she s president and we re all screwed by the way did you get my present? i did not. greg: i sent you some denim bed sheets. [laughter]. i ll have to add them to my collection. greg: here s the thing, is it our fault it s so easy to make fun of her. it s kind of like what janice said, you re kind of rooting no for her but she s so bad. i was never routing for her. i feel like as a nation we re being punked right? somewhere ashton kutcher is like let s give them joe biden and see what they do now. and then with kamala wal a
greg: mayor adams wants a moment of silence so you ll forget the drugs and violence. yeah, mayor adams is requiring all public schools in nyc to provide students with mindful breathing exercises every day. yeah, it will help kids develop a new appreciation for the smell of urine. the mandated exercises involve 2-5 minutes of concentrated breathing. who knows if this helps but the teachers of course are hoping the gets the students in the mood for sex. perverts. pervert teachers i condemn you. supporters say it lowers stress improves mood and helps with learning, which will make the older boys better at shoplifting and beating up the elderly. mayor adams has been a pro moateder of meditation for a while even crediting it with helping him get elected.