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Lost in Suburbia classic column: In search of the stinky thing
Tracy Beckerman
“Ugh! What stinks?” asked my son, pinching his nose. “It smells like something died in here!”
I glared at him. I had spent the past 20 minutes looking in every nook and cranny in the kitchen to find the source of the stink. I had gotten a whiff of it when I came downstairs to make breakfast, confident that the dog had done something unmentionable. But there was no evidence of a doggy felony anywhere and there were no obvious culprits in the fridge or elsewhere, either. Whatever it was, it threatened to tarnish my spotless reputation as a domestic goddess extraordinaire. Yes, my house looked clean. But it smelled like a hot day in an Odor Eaters testing site. Not an appealing smell unless you have a foot fetish.
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my shoes have gotten this dirty from playing in the irrigation ditch. and what is in there? fish, insects, frogs got that very putrid smell and then you ve got that gets in your nose and hangs and burns and, you know, brings makes your eyes water. there s just so much to the story. first of all, the guy we heard from is a nasa space briefing guy. and the little kid said he had insects and frogs in his shoes. the winner gets $2,500, plus an all-expense paid trip to new york to see mary poppins. he gets a lifetime supply of odor eaters because that is the event sponsor. his sneakers will be enshrined in the hall of fumes. this happened to me once. we went to an amusement park and the first thing i did was ride the water ride, and at the end we went to go see one of those
a-canada hockey game in the olympics. the wager didn t specify how long he had to wear it. no offense to my canadian friends, but we couldn t have done this without bravo. bravo. president obama had his own bet sending a case of beer to canada s prime minister. a little potty humor now. this stup turs as george w. bush doubles as a urinal, part of a urinal and sink collection from a san francisco artist. no surprise it comes from nancy pelosi s home district. next time you fly, maybe you should pack your odor eaters. airport workers in florida complain when passengers remove their shoes and walk through security, the action unleashes a smell. tsa workers asked for a new carpet saying the old one smells like stinky feet. the dance will go on in mississippi after school district canceled prom rather