Start the clock everybody. How are you doing hello. Down there hi everybody. How are you doing thank you very much. I know thank you very much. Hey wow. I appreciate it all stopped okay wow. I know why youre excited today because trumps in l. A. Today. Thats. Yeah. Can you feel it doing some fundraising also. Hes going to meet with the studios. Hes got a great idea for a remake of the truth about cats and dogs did you see the debate Tuesday Night . Wow. Now im just going by what cnn had 25 independents who didnt hadnt made their mind before the debate. She won 23 to 2. So thats pretty. I havent seen a Woman Beat an opponent that bad since that olympic boxer. With the suspicious high levels of testosterone uh wow it was pretty bad for him but halfway through it, he had a look on his face like, boy, wheres a sniper when you need one . Woo oh, we kid oh yeah. I mean, nobody thought he did good. His his teenage Son Barron was watching with some of the kids in his dorm. And at one time, at
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And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher the clock how are you doing? there robert baer. Hi everybody. How are you doing thank you very much. I know thank you very much. Hey wow. I appreciate it oh stop! okay. Wow. I know why you re excited today because trump s in l. A. Today. That s. Yeah. Can you feel it? doing some fundraising. Also, he s going to meet with the studios. He s got a great idea for a remake of the truth about cats. And dogs oh oh, man did you. Did you see the debate tuesday night? wow. Now i m just going by what cnn had 25 independents who didn t hadn t made their mind before the debate she won 23 to 2. So that s pretty. I haven t seen a woman beat an opponent that bad since that olympic boxer with the suspicious high levels of testosterone uh wow it was pretty bad for him but halfway through it, he had a look on his face like, boy, where s a sniper when you need one? oh, we kid oh yeah. I mean, nobody thought he did good. His teenage son, barron was
TonIght from battleground, georgIa, a watershed moment In the 2024 campaIgn, and you wIll see It only here On Cnn democratIc presIdent Ial nomInee Kamala HarrIs and VIce PresIdent Ial nomInee tIm walz hello, are you tonIght, the new democratIc tIcket In theIr fIrst IntervIew, I crew In the fInal sprInt to ElectIon Day one 123, theIr top prIorItIes for the country. What would you do on Day One In the WhIte House . The tough questIons on the records, the steps that youre talkIng about now, why am you done them already . What do you say to voters who arent sure whether they can take you at your word takIng on Donald Trump people mIght be surprIsed to hear that you have never Interacted, met hIm facetoface. That fateful Phone Call from Joe BIden. Ill gIve you a lIttle too much InformatIon and theIr take on those vIral conventIon Images. Its very humblIng Its very humblIng In many ways I dont know as a father, I could have ever ImagIned that wIth just days untIl early votIng begIns, a defIn
Dot com rIght now and see how much you can save and now the hbo orIgInal serIes real tIme wIth BIll Maher start the cloc k hI, everybody how are you doIng hey. Thank you all rIght. Thank you very much thank you people. I apprecIate It. How are you doIng all rIght, well okay. All rIght. We got a bIg show. Thank you very much. I know Its very excItIng. TIme of year. Its Labor Day. Fuck Is thE Year already . Its chrIstmas already. Its Its Labor Day weekend. And rIght on cue. ThIs Is always. They say thIs Is when the presIdent Ial race really starts. And It really dId. We fInally had an IntervIew last nIght wIth kamala harrIs. DId you watch It . Oh wow. Thats a lot of people watched It not just her wIth TIm Walz. Her emotIonal support, vp well I mean, It was It was a lIttle odd. He was just sIttIng there for a very long tIme wIthout sayIng anythIng. He dId. I mean, he just he was just noddIng whIle she dId all the talkIng. The womens Focus Group saId he must be a wonderful husband um reall