Pair of pants you have. Something with thirteen leg holes, and the zipper welded shut. I want to piss myself at happy hour tonight. He talked me into buying button fly jeans. Thats what i need after twenty beers, a dexterity test, ya know . laughter im walkin around a night club with a big wet ring on my pants, hi, how are you . I forgot the combination on my slacks. Thanks a lot. You guys have been a nice crowd. Thank you very much. Thank you. cheers and applause captioned by mccaptioning services. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. [daily show theme song playing] [cheers and applause] jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Good show tonight. Tonights guest ed whitacre hes on as former chairman and c. E. O. Of gm and former chairman of board and executive officer at at t. Im going to spend the entire interview trying to figure out why i cant get cell service on the wes
This is bbc news, the headlines the russian opposition activist Alexei Navalny has returned to moscow, where he was detained when his flight landed. Hed spent five months in germany recovering from being poisoned with a nerve agent. The kremlin denies ordering the attack. Mr navalny told reporters he was not afraid, before being led away. A republican congresswoman, and Ardent Supporter of President Trump, has had her twitter account suspended for 12 hours. Marjorie Taylor Greene has repeatedly made false claims about Election Fraud in her state, georgia and has previously expressed support for the qanon conspiracy group. The American Music producer phil spectre, the creator of the wall of sound, has died. His records helped define the sound of the 60s. But his legacy was marred by a murder conviction for killing an actress and he spent his final years injail. He was 81. Now on bbc news, global questions. As president Electjoe Biden takes the oath of office to become the 46th presiden
Going to sugar coat them. Hospitals are under extreme pressure. And staff are under extreme pressure. The American Music producer, phil spector, who helped define the sound of the 60s and the creator of the wall of sound, has died in prison, aged 81. Mass vaccinations begin at another ten centres in england from tomorrow, as the foreign secretary lays out the governments targets for the rollout. The Adult Population, entire Adult Population we want to have been offered a first jab by september. And the government moves to head off a rebellion by backbench mps, who could support a labour proposal to extend the temporary £20 a week increase in universal credit. Iam back i am back in half an hour. Now on bbc news global
questions. Hello, im zainab adawi. Welcome to global questions. Joe biden says america is back and hell repair global alliances fractured by donald trump. The uss reputation has taken a battering after pro trump protesters hammered their way into the countrys seat of de
You can feel that blast, even in the video. Cnns Senior International correspondent, arwa damon, has more on the aftermath from turkey. This is the scene of where the explosions took place. Forensic teams now on the ground, police have it cordoned off. You can see the force of the blast and the fact that the window were blown out on the train station and people said that the sheer force of the explosions shook buildings for quite a distance around. Many people very concerned at this stage, that the death toll is only going to rise. People are coming, stopping, looking at the scene. Everyone around us right now, very somber at this stage. The country very much reeling from the impact of this very, very concerned about what it means and whether or not there will be more violence. And of course, the families and loved ones of those who perished in this attack understandably right now, in mourning, along with the entire nation. The Prime Minister coming out and declaring a threeday mournin
By that fall, the president s Approval Rating was down to Something Like 25 . President bush at that time was roughly as beloved as a big oily grease stain on a brandnew shirt. Even if john mccain and george w. Bush had liked each other, which they didnt particularly, honestly, nobody wanted an endorsement from president george w. Bush in 2008. But political realities being what they are, youve got to do it. They arranged for john mccain once he got the nomination wrapped up, they arranged for him to come to the white house, they put on the north portico to wait for him. Do you remember that . John mccain did not appear. President bush sort of did a little dance at one point. Then he did a different little dance. Kind of a softshoe tap dance thing. Then he did that thing where you lean into the wind and you pretend like the wind is holding you up. He was out there for a long time, it was very awkward. Eventually they finally did get john mccain out there. P president bush endorsed him.