o a battlefield. brian: and you don t say things around the house? i don t. gretchen: except on halloween. he has written damn few. forget everything you know throw out the family dinner and let the kids pick the punishment. brian: then desperate times call for desperate measures. move over calvin klein, postal service getting into the fashion industry. we want to see your ideas for design. gretchen: are they going to change their outfit? [ male announcer ] how do you measure happiness?