Thank you. Thank you. Happy thursday, everyone. So everybodys been askingn my i did on my vacation and the theories were floatevacatid that wasnt really a vacation at all, that it was some sort of forced leavtion at t e of ab no, nothing could be further from the truth. Heres a little montage i putger together of all the things i did in my week off. My roll it. Yeah, i dont like to usuallye talk about my volunteer work, but you forced my handtok. I wa so im just glad i was able to to share it with all of you. So lets get to some jokesshar e a video went viral this week of a dog in florida who was born with lime green fur. N fowhen asked why the dog had green fur, his Breeder Repliedph ,that means hes not ripe yet. Come on, man. I know. Joe biden once again claimed that he used to drive t 18 wheelers. Hes right here. It18 is a tree virus is threatening the world supply of chocolatee viru. Not on my watch, said one former officiaonl in a port near stockholm. Stock swedish Customs Officia
Hes a great student and very proud of the fact he did so well and was looking forward to for years to have graduation with his mother and father there. And i cant go to my sons graduation, that i cant can go to the United States Supreme Court that im not in georgia or florida or North Carolina compaining like i should be. Thats donald trump falsely claiming that the judge in the Hush Money Trial wont let him go to his youngest sons graduation. Those comments came after a long day in court from the former president. Well have the full recap for you straight ahead. Well also bring you the latest from The Middle East where israel is weighing its option for a retaliatory strike against iran as the countrys allies are urging restraint. And meanwhile on capitol hill it appears that Speaker Mike Johnson is going gamble on foreign aid spending by bringing four separate package tuesday the house floor. Good morning, and welcome to Way Too Early on this tuesday, april 16th. Im jonathan lemire. T