breezy point tops back onback set new grandmother. all right. it s friday, so you know what that mean f s. he let s welcome tonight s guests. he s married to another which saves on monogrammed towels. paul said the river reporth save brubeck, he was voted sexiest man alive by certified public accountants magazine boxes. contributor charlie heard cecil fall from the crew last week. new york times best selling author does this contributor get toin and he s got a lotlicot of influence over helicopter flight routes new york times besterro selling author, comedian, former nwa world champion. all right, before we get to some news, try to ignore my new glasses. let s do this. greg s leftovers. me?it i go, man. all right, it s leftover i rs. s i read the jokes. we did news this week. it has always.time it s my first time reading them, so they . well, nail joe mackem so they ta wall and throw axes at his head. he all right? scientists in china have been reportedly been abl
[cheers and applause] greg: wow. yeah! yeah, all right, i love you, think. happy wednesday, everyone. so we ve seen the pro hamas protesters out in the streets blocking traffic, provoking police and contributing to sky mate change with their collective body odor. but have you ever stopped to think, who the hell are these people? these are working-age people who can go out in the middle of a weekday to aggravate others who are actually working. how is this possible? we complain about them as if they have better things to do but what they don t? so let s get up close and personal on them, shall we? huh? well, actually let s not. instead let s just look at what s really going on here. earlier this week we saw nationwide protests that shut down highways in the name of hamas. here in nyc they blocked bridges blocking people from getting home. so one guy trying to get home to his daughter got out of his car who confronteded to protesters who let him through. we couldn t get the v
greg: that is true! happy thursday, everybody. thank you. so disney has announced that the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. you heard that right. disney admits they can define a woman. but the new director s not just any woman, no, she s a pakistani canadian feminist activist. exactly the kind of person the star wars franchise needs. the kind who s idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression while combing dandruff out of her armpits. not her, somebody like that. see i saved that one. it s no secret that the star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly, i mean virgin. so here s charmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interacts with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. i like to make men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable greg: see that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortable especially the ones that own disney stock. because this movie promises to be a
a check. became chicago s first incumbent mayor in 40 years to lose reelection. congrats. [cheers and applause] she deserves it because she broke another glass ceiling. she was the first black mayor of chicago, but now she is the worst mirror ever. sadly needs no black mayors for a while and chicago way to ruin it for them. she got roughly 17% of the vote, even if her fan base in the cook county jail population, all 5700 of them, it still was not enough. losing the former head of cook county commissioner brandon johnson it took 34 heaven 20% of the vote respectively emma now had to run off onto determined the next mayor. it was or would we care those numbers. my fault. but now this is supposedly good news budweiser news at all it should be news when the worst mirror in the country loses this should be expected, but it wasn t why is that? it s news that you lost despite having more protection than a fort knox. [laughter] historical first, first female black chicago mayor. may
but we ve got a valentine s day card from a very important person today and it s our favorite vp. take it away kamala. hey valentine. there s a time to celebrate valentine s day and that time is now, for celebrating. because it s the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. here s another. hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: last one. hey valentine, [cackling laugh] love kamala. greg: that works. she s a delight. all right. let s talk about mayor pete. you know the guy oh, wow. rush to judgment here. the guy with the round head, goofy face, flapy ears. you keep seeing him and wonder where do you insert the batteries. he s transpo him. you heard about the train derailment over east palestine yo? here s a recap. insane video over east palestine a small town near the pa border, a fr