knack cuss for the cubs. batting fifth playing right field, he loves playing banjo and doing tricks with his pet dog chachi, number 6, brian lahair. batting sixth, and playing catcher, in his spare time he s an accountant at a styrofoam cooler company, number soto. batting seventh and playing second base, he likes taking long walks on the beach, completely naked, number 15 darwin barney. batting eighth and playing third base, he likes to walk on the beach with darwin, lewis valbuena. nude strolls on the beach. they re out promoting this movie the campaign which joe and mika, remember we shot that thing about a month ago here?