( cheers and applause ). stephen: well, that s it for the report, everybody. good night. captioning sponsoredy comedy central from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. jon: hey, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. man we have a show for you tonight. coming on the program tonight, 11 time nba champion coach phil jackson will be joining us. phil jackson, the least known member of the jackson 5. listen to this, who s that tall white guy? standing next to tito? we all know national politics is but local government ain t bean bag, people. i don t know what any of that meant. just phrases i picked up from watching any random 30 seconds of chris matthews. but my point is this, even mayor, mayors can find themselves embroiled in scandal whether it is the way they react to local complaints about raise profiling of hispanics. what are you doing about latino community today. i might have tacos when i go ho
we all know national politics is but local government ain t bean bag, people. i don t know what any of that meant. just phrases i picked up from watching any random 30 seconds of chris matthews. but my point is this, even mayor, mayors can find themselves embroiled in scandal whether it is the way they react to local complaints about raise profiling of hispanics. what are you doing about latino community today. i might have tacos when i go home. (laughter) jon: i will never tire of taco mayor. like the snack he believes will ease the tension between his office and latino community, i can never get enough. (laughter) but the great thing about mayors is they can maintain the excentricities that get sanded off and focus grouped out of statewide or national politician, endearing policies like fear of large beverages. or being a nine and a half fingered bulgarian or having meat and cheese for a head. (laughter) guess which one of those mayors is not kosher. guy with the che
government ain t bean bag, people. i don t know what any of that meant. just phrases i picked up from watching any random 30 seconds of chris matthews. but my point is this, even mayor, mayors can find themselves embroiled in scandal whether it is the way they react to local complaints about raise profiling of hispanics. what are you doing about latino community today. i might have tacos when i go home. (laughter) jon: i will never tire of taco mayor. like the snack he believes will ease the tension between his office and latino community, i can never get enough. (laughter) but the great thing about mayors is they can maintain the excentricities that get sanded off and focus grouped out of statewide or national politician, endearing policies like fear of large beverages. or being a nine and a half fingered bulgarian or having meat and cheese for a head. (laughter) guess which one of those mayors is not kosher. guy with the cheeseburger for a head. but evening amongst th
shot it at one point. [laughing] the tv show sledge hammer example not since i watched the show sledge hammer have i seen a negotiation go so badly. can you imagine being a sledge hammer fan and that came on. mom, come in the sledge hammer joke it was on for one and a half season in like 88. a woman s vagina a vent. we always got to keep s&p on their toes. we have to come up with things to call the vagina. so that we don t get bleeped. joey adams has done more for flat chested woman in america. i don t know what the rest of the joke would be but the first part is so solid. like for awhile i was like no i would totally date a flat chested girl. then the movies ran their course and everybody knock it off. give me some titties. the kind of people who get mexican fast food for here are the kind of people who don t mind getting caught up in a hate fight. i have a feeling the video that s meant for is extremely racist. like your graduate in nutrition they re both meaning less p
aptioncaption captioning sponsored by comedy central from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york this is the daily show with jon stewart. jon: hey, welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. man we have a show for you tonight. coming on the program tonight, 11 time nba champion coach phil jackson will be joining us. phil jackson, the least known member of the jackson 5. listen to this, who s that tall white guy? standing next to tito? we all know national politics is but local government ain t bean bag, people. i don t know what any of that meant. just phrases i picked up from watching any random 30 seconds of chris matthews. but my point is this, even mayor, mayors can find themselves embroiled in scandal whether it is the way they react to local complaints about raise profiling of hispanics. what are you doing about latino community today. i might have tacos when i go home. (laughter) jon: i will never tire of taco mayor. like the snack he bel