tyrus: okay. so were you shocked or surprised to hear that, president trump was in fact a wrestler? i was shocked and surprised about that. i used to think they were very short and stout and then i met you and my mind was blown. but one of my favorite shop teachers in high school was for welding, i also know how to weld in addition to being an assassin was a wrestling coach and he did throw a desk across the room once and then we didn t see him again. tyrus: yeah, i don t think it had anything to do with wrestling, probably had to do with peachers pay. katie: something like that. tyrus: mr. parts unknown, you know a little bit about everything, i was intrigued, do you always want to be from unknown. joe: don t have a choice when you re from parts unknown. tyrus: no taxes there either. joe: this is so strange. i never thought there would be a guest host who would choke me in the green room. tyrus: sorry about that. joe: it actually was last night when kat was hosting
would be happier. [cheers and applause] tyrus: my advice to all the guys out there is be careful. the last time someone invited me to eat snacks in a u-haul truck the whole thing turned out to be a trick so i would help her move. and four months later i was married. joe? joe: yeah. tyrus: what are we going to do with that? they can t afford streaming service. wow. joe: yeah. tyrus: like seven thousand. joe: and they re partying in u-haul vance, this is not good for the young people. this is not. this is something you would expect from a guy my age who i might be living in a u-haul van. tyrus: it kind of changes the whole in a van down by the river right a sass san. katie: i think it s less expensive than paying nine bucks a month for netflix.
fauci devotional candles. what s wrong with that? joe: with his own face on them? he probably used them when he was tired of getting high on the smell of his own farts. kat s right, when he said i am the science, that s something a mad scientist says kat: yeah. joe: if a teacher said i am geography you would say we have to move this guy out of here. he s nuts. tyrus: i am the wall. you re not. joe: science is a question, that s what science is. and his legacy will be children who lost years of schooling they won t be able to make up, businesses that closed, people that suffered from depression and stupid annoying covid misinformation that pops up on line when i m trying to look at pornography. tyrus: so, octopus, i m going to go out on a limb here and say there might be a scented candle with your name on it coming
everything about everything. so like every now and then he was right. i feel like in other jobs you can t do that. like, including like first grade students. except for the weather kat: here s the thing, weather, sometimes you re wrong and maybe there s a hurricane that s worse than you thought. people would be mad but like even if there was a hurricane we wouldn t know about it still wouldn t close as many businesses as the stuff he said closed. like all around the country. and he s going to just collect more paychecks and not try to give back to all the people who he prevented from making a livelihood for themselves? tyrus: i m with you there. joe, do you think he goes away or are we going to see him everywhere? joe: he ll pop up on one of the networks nothing his book. and i ll tell you about this book he will have it prominently displayed in his own bookshelf. that s the kind of guy. you saw in his openly office a giant portrait of himself and even fauci candles. not making
not run for a second term. chief among them, he s too old for the next election. now, one interesting new development. late night comedians have pretty much given joe biden a pass when he was on jimmy kimmel is like stammering and stuttering and doesn t know what to say next. and kimmel said it like bailing them out. but now they re starting to make fun of joe . that is a sign to pay attention to listen to this awkward moment when a reporter asked democrat corey bush if joe biden should run for a second term. take a look. do you want to see joe biden run for a second term? yeah, you know, that s an easy question and it s not going to take long. do you want to see joe biden? want to answer that question? because we have not that s not the i don t want to answer that question. i mean, he s the president. he has the right to run for a second term. absolutely. that is i don t want to i don t i don t want i rather you that do that like two minutes. yeah. i ve got to get to the office