serious bite mark on one of his fingers. in this sworn statement feit said the injured finger was from a mimeograph printing machine, an accident. after a jury deadlocked on a felony charge of assault with attempt to commit rape, feit would plead nolo contendre, no contest to misdemeanor aggravated assault. the judge found him guilty and fined him $500, no prison time. just 24 days after maria america guerra was attacked, father feit was working at irene garza s church. on the saturday before easter, irene went to confession. she had been doing this routinely for years. but this time she would meet with father john feit. and this time she would not return home. where sleepless nights yield to restful sleep,
if you can convince your wife to stick with you, do it. even if you ll end up on the couch for a while. you made a commitment to her and even though you ve been breaking that commitment, you ve got to try to honor it now. plus, your mistress is exciting because she s a mistress. don t think that excitement s going to carry over into a relationship. i tried that. a year later, i was bored of the mistress turned girlfriend and had a new mistress. so rule number four, toss the mistress like a grenade. you want to get her away like she s a ticking time bomb. don t worry, she s probably self-loathing and secretly likes the pain of being disrespected. if she didn t, she would ve insisted on having a guy all to herself. rule number five, most important, perhaps. plead nolo contendre. no contest is what you want to say. throw yourself at the mercy of the court of which your wife is the judge and jury. be honest, don t compound your crimes with perjury. tell her you were confused but now you se