And now no one gets on planes. [ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] and despite the name, excellent, excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store,
And now no one gets on planes. [ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] and despite the name, excellent, excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store,
And now no one gets on planes. [ light laughter ] President Trump yesterday described the discussions over the Republican Health plan as a, quote, big, fat, beautiful negotiation. Well, hes making progress. Its the first time hes ever described anything as fat and beautiful. [ laughter ] good for you. President trump yesterday held his first Cabinet Meeting at the white house, while eric trump lives in a white house cabinet. [ laughter ] can i come out now, father . Are the guests gone . [ cheers and applause ] according to the washington post, President Trump has spent about 15 of the time since his inauguration at a property that he owns or that is named after him. Hes splitting his time between trump tower, trump golf courses, and the fat old racist spa and resort. [ laughter ] excellent spa services. [ light laughter ] a woman confronted White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer in an apple store this weekend. Not sure where he was in the apple store, but safe to say, not at the geni
To dancing with the stars. This morning, President Trump woke up, tweeted from the toilet, which means we get six more weeks of spring. What a day in washington today. Fbi director james comey, remember james comey, the guy who many believe handed donald trump the election. Well director comey this morning did not do the president any favors. Officially confirming that they are investigating potential ties between the russian government and the trump for president campaign. I have been authorized by the department of justice to confirm the fbi as part of our Counterintelligence Mission is investigating the russian governments efforts to interfere in the 2016 president ial election. And that includes investigating the nature of any links between individuals associated with the Trump Campaign and the russian government, and whether there was any coordination between the campaign and russias efforts. Jimmy i know trump doesnt watch cnn. If he find out about this that guy is so fired. Surp
Too. Dave chappelle is not here yet. Hes late. Theres a chance he will be here. This has happened to me a few times. I got a call and said hello, for a second you dont hear anything, and you assume its your mom. Then a womans voice says, im sorry, can you hear me now . Then you realize youre having a conversation with a tape. Have you had that, where they trick you . [ applause ] i looked it up, turns out its a scam to try to get a recording of your voice saying the word yes, that way they can say you ordered something. This is how the russians hooked trump by the [ laughter and applause ] the woman on the other end of the phone is very peppy. She sounds like rachael ray or something. Makes me wonder when she went into the recording session if she knew what this was for. Hard to imagine someone so upbeat being so evil. Because its evil, right . And i wonder if she ever gets these calls from herself. That would be sweet. I have a lot of energy for this sort of thing, so i reported them