They have a good month to be a big headed caricature in new york these days. Its time for the nightly show. Lets do this cheers and applause captioning sponsored by comedy central. Larry yeah thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Man, im so excited. We have such a great shoavment i am so excited, i can just slide right across this stage. laughter cheers and applause . Larry thats how excited i am. Lucy lawless on the panel tonight. Im a huge fan. Huge fan. Hey, guys, first of all, how about those mets cheers and applause . Larry pretty good. I would say, though, i would say the mets going to the world series is not what is amazing to me. You know what is amazing to me . This. A friend of mine who is a huge mets fan had a tv show. One could call it fake news, if you will. He suffered every year about those mets on national television. And as americans, we shared his grief. laughter then a brother gets a tv show and he decides to move out of the television n
One of the 78 of people who watches this show from prison, this storys for you. About 6,000 inmates have been released from federal prisons as part of the change in sentencing regulations. The largest onetime release of federal prisoners over the weekend comes after the Justice Department changed punishment rules for nonviolent drug offenders. Larry thats right, over 6,000 prisoners were freed this weekend. And i think what obama is doing is great. Its about time a president did Something Like this. Sure, a lot of people will be afraid to have criminals back on the streets but these people were convicted of nonviolent crimes. Nonviolent applause thats right laughter theres nothing to be scared of. Dont those people deserve a Second Chance to regain societys trust . Right . cheers and applause what kind of monster doesnt believe in redemption . Just doesnt make sense to me. There you go. Please put this in my vault. And, uhhh, get something for yourself. applause wow. Man applause that
Pigs are real. Its not a real pig and its not real s. T. D. S and just to be clear, in the news, they say, critics say starbucks is antichristmas but its really just one critic. This guy. I know he looks like a kevin jamekevinjames impersonator buts actually a guy on the internet who goes around getting fake mad at hotbutton issues and posts thim to his facebook hoping to attract the attention of gullible people who help to amplify his stupid message. Did you hear about starbuckses . No more Merry Christmas at starbuckses, no more. booing . Trevor target acquired. And explode. Hey, look, im speaking against myself. I have one of the most successful starbucks in trump tower. Maybe we should boycott starbucks. I dont know. Seriously. cheers and applause i dont care. If i become president , were all going to be saying Merry Christmas again. That i can tell you. laughter trevor im sorry, what . Were all going to be saying Merry Christmas . What the hell is going on . I feel like im watchin
Dependable relief. Good evening. We b bin tonight with a story involving nudity, technology, and adolescence. A small town in colorado finds itself in the white hot glare of the National Media spotlight because of a socalled sexting scandal. Scores of students, some of them only in middle school, suspected of trading naked pictures on their phones using secret apps designed to hide it from their parents and teachers. Heres abcs david wright. Anybody want to talk about whats going on in school . Reporter at Canyon High School in careful, a shameful silence. Its none of your business. Reporter about a sexting scandal Officials Say implicates at least 100 students. It not what we want our chas to be known for. Reporter an anonymous tip last week exposed a secret activity. Teens swapping nude photos of each other like baseball cards. Up to 400 of them. Theres information out there about this has been going on a long time. Reporter were talking High School Students all the way down eighth g
Seconds. Good evening on a high stakes night for the republican president 14u8 candidateses heading into tonights big debate in milwaukee, donald trump needed to prove hes a tantive candidate and jeb bush needed to demonstrate hes still a viable one. But perhaps most importantly dr. Ben carson who has been surging in the polls needed to deal with the mounting questions about whether hes been honest about his own past. Heres abcs david wright. Reporter its a reality show where the stakes couldnt be higher. It sounds like a game show but its not. Reporter this Time Next Year right about now, in fact, one of the apprentice on that stage will either win 270 electoral votes or youre fired. Youre fired. Youre fired. Reporter or not, one year from this week its all over. So we begin. Reporter so the president ial reality show is getting realer by the day. Tonight new Jersey Governor Chris Christie was voted off the island because of his poor poll numbers. The tribe has spoken. At the socalled