not cute at all. by the way, toddlers and tiaras showed a 2-year-old girl, that s right, a 2-year-old girl, in a cone bra like madonna. there it is. yeah. and guess whose idea the cone bra was? it sure wasn t the 2-year-old girl s. that s right. it was mom. she and nicole should get together, who knows who horrors they could create for kids. now, i m not a parent so i m in no position to judge, but i was a kid once and i liked it. i really kind of liked it. how about letting these kids just be kids for a while? they re going to have plenty of time when they re older to be pressured into conforming into the images society demands for women. how about giving them time now to just play with dolls or baseballs or chemistry sets while they still can before ripping the skin and hair off their faces and jump and gyrate in front of a panel of nicole, congratulations, because tonight you get the crown on the ridiculist, though i m not sure
oh, nipple [ bleep ]! see, that s funny. but steve is an adult. waxing a 5-year-old? not so funny. not cute at all. by the way, toddlers and tiaras showed a 2-year-old girl, that s right, a 2-year-old girl, in a cone bra like madonna. there it is. yeah. and guess whose idea the cone bra was? it sure wasn t the 2-year-old girl s. that s right. it was mom. she and nicole should get together, who knows who horrors they could create for kids. now, i m not a parent so i m in no position to judge, but i was a kid once and i liked it. i really kind of liked it. how about letting these kids just be kids for a while? they re going to have plenty of time when they re older to be pressured into conforming into the images society demands for women. how about giving them time now to just play with dolls or baseballs or chemistry sets while they still can before ripping the skin and hair off their faces and jump and gyrate in front of a panel of nicole, congratulations, because tonight
inappropriate a whole new level. she made her 5-year-old get her eyebrows waxed. a 5-year-old girl, getting her eyebrows waxed. i ve got to be honest, i don t even know why any adult gets their eyebrows waxed. but a 5-year-old girl? and guess what? alexis didn t really enjoy it. watch. don t tear it. don t tear it! ah! it s all done. it s all done. you teared it! ow! but it s all done. she? look how pretty it looks. lay back. no. no. no. just one more. i would like to say beauty doesn t play a part in winning panlg ents, but they re called beauty pageants for a reason. don t tear it. don t tear it! ow! we re almost done. now, nicole explains that the reason alexis doesn t like getting her eyebrows waxed is because one time it was too hot and it ripped her skin off. nicole doesn t realize it but that explanation provides two explanations for alexis s
no. just one more. i would like to say beauty doesn t play a part in winning panlg ents, but they re called beauty pageants for a reason. don t tear it. don t tear it! ow! we re almost done. now, nicole explains that the reason alexis doesn t like getting her eyebrows waxed is because one time it was too hot and it ripped her skin off. nicole doesn t realize it but that explanation provides two explanations for alexis s crying. one, she doesn t like having her skin ripped off her face with scalding wax. two, she doesn t like having a mom who doesn t care if her daughter s skin is ripped off with wax. when an adult gets waxed, it is painful, at least it looked painful in the 40-year-old virgin. oh, you [ bleep ]! oh, god. what s next. oh, you re doing the nipple. oh, nipple [ bleep ]! see, that s funny. but steve is an adult. waxing a 5-year-old? not so funny.
no position to judge, but i was a kid once and i liked it. i really kind of liked it. how about letting these kids just be kids for a while? they re going to have plenty of time when they re older to be pressured into conforming into the images society demands for women. how about giving them time now to just play with dolls or baseballs or chemistry sets while they still can before ripping the skin and hair off their faces and jump and gyrate in front of a panel of nicole, congratulations, because tonight you get the crown on the ridiculist, though i m not sure it s going to fit on the little thing on top of your head. cool it with the hot wax, will you? presumed guilty, murder in memphis is next. i ll see you monday. [ female announcer ] the only thing better than seafood