Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nickname for hillary clinton. If he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, shes got hooves, shes the devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel back in if he loses and has to congratulated her on her victory. Im disappoint
Very good to have you. Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nam if he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, shes got hooves, shes the devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel today i called the devil and congratulated her on her victory. Im disappointed bu
Thing. We do our show on hollywood boulevard, those of you in our studio audience are now aware is a dirty place. [ laughter ] pollution, cars and trucks, unclean superheroes roaming. We have hooters. Its disgusting. So yet even with all that unpleasantness, this hellhole we call hollywood is as fresh and crisp as the swiss alps compared to Rio De Janeiro right now. [ laughter ] [ rs jimmy the air is unsafe to breathe and the water has a hint of raw sewage. They say theres so much bacteria in the water its hard to tell if theyre hosting the olympics or a season of bachelor in paradise. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy on top of that you have the crime and the zika virus. These athletes should get a medal for making it back on the plane home. Upon the sand. Just like the river twisting through a dusty land. I love the olympics. I like to watch it. Also every four years i find out about a new place i dont ever want to go. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i have an imp
Very good to have you. Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nickname for hillary clinton. If he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, shes got hooves, shes the devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel back in if he loses and has to make a concession speech
Thing. We do our show on hollywood boulevard, those of you in our studio audience are now aware is a dirty place. [ laughter ] pollution, cars and trucks, unclean superheroes roaming. We have hooters. Its disgusting. So yet even with all that unpleasantness, this hellhole we call hollywood is as fresh and crisp as the swiss alps compared to Rio De Janeiro right now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the air is unsafe to breathe and the water has a hint of raw sewage. They say theres so much bacteria in the water its hard to tell if theyre hosting the olympics or a season of bachelor in paradise. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy on top of that you have the crime and the zika virus. These athletes should get a medal for making it back on the plane home. I mean, really. Ill tell you something, i miss the 80s when rio would dance upon the sand. Just like the river twisting through a dusty land. I love the olympics. I like to watch it. Also every four years i find out abo