Hey, heres a tidbit i found interesting today. We are now 97 days away from the president ial election. We still have 97 more days of this. I have a 2yearold daughter. I realized this morning this campaign has been going on for more than half her life. I feel its been going on for more than half my life now. Donald trump is in the middle of so much today i hardly know where to start. First of all, he was talking about bernie sanders. And while he was doing that, he came up with a new nickname for hillary clinton. If he would have just not done anything, just go home, go to sleep, relax, he would have been a hero. But he made a deal with the devil. Shes the devil. He made a deal with the devil. Jimmy i like how he says, its true. As if he traveled to hell and confirmed it himself. Saw her with the shoes off, yep, shes got hooves, shes the devil. Calling your opponent the devil, thats going to be tough to reel back in if he loses and has to congratulated her on her victory. Im disappointed but we now unite behind our president the devil. If he loses by the way its going to be the greatest concession speech in history, right . [ cheers and applause ] in the history not just of the united states. New york times had a big story about the five deferments trump got to avoid being drafted during the war in vietnam. Four of his deferments were because he was in college. The fifth was a melody ferme spur in his heel which fortunately healed up the moment the war was over. So his heel healed. Im surprised he had a bad heel. I assumed his heels would be the best. The best heels ever. But after that story came out a war veteran in virginia approached donald trump and gave him his purple heart. A man came up to me, and he him, is that like the real one . Or that is a copy . He said, thats my real purple heart. I have such confidence in you. And i said, man, thats like thats like big stuff. I always wanted to get the purple heart. This was much easier. Jimmy yeah. Definitely. [ laughter ] anybody have a nobel prize they want to give and maybe most damaging of all this stuff, he tweeted this photograph last night. In which he is feasting on Kentucky Fried Chicken with a knife and fork. And a spoon, even. Whats more relatable than a man in a suit eating Fried Chicken with utensils on board his private jumbo jet . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes just like us. I dont know whos advising him. Fork . I dont even need a plate. The reason it comes in a bucket is you dont need anything. All you need is a face to eat kfc. Ill tell you, its tweets like these that make Chris Christie very jealous hes not trumps running mate right now. Trump has been lashing out at the media. Shes reangry with the media lately because they keep reporting all the things he says, which is totally unfair, makes him look bad. The clip youre about to see i think really sums donald trump up. If you were boil him, set him to simmer for a month until he becomes soup, if you were to pour that soup into a snow globe and seal it up forever, this clip what is you would get. Eye very close to china. I have a biggest bank in the world a tenant of mine in new york. The biggest in the world, a chinese bank. Dont worry about that baby, i love babies. I love babies, i hear that baby crying, i like it. What a baby. Dont worry, dont worry. The moms run around. Dont worry about it. Its young and beautiful and healthy and thats what we want. Okay, we have the piggy bank. They have ripped us to shreds. Ripped us absolutely to shreds. Actually i was only kidding, you can get the baby out of here. Thats all right. Dont worry. That i love having a baby crying while im speaking. Thats okay. Jimmy its all there, right . China, a baby, he likes china he likes the baby, he doesnt like the baby. Hes kidding, he wasnt kidding. Every iota of donald trump was right there in that 60second clip. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ive never seen a guy time tonight comes from ris rally in harrisburg where he slowed him way down for tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ slow music ] [ playing the tape slowly ] thinking all the time how am i going to and theyre turning and tossing and sweating and disgusting. Jimmy that trump vodka is strong. The summer olympics start on friday in rio. And the u. S. Mens Basketball Team is getting ready. They beat venezuela in an exhibition game over the weekend by 35 points. Afterwards, on the team playing, they celebrated with the number five song from may of 2002. . . And i need you and i miss . If i could fall into the sky . . Would pass me by because you know id walk a thousand miles . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah. Thats quite a feat. Carmelo anthony looks like hed rather have the zika virus than be on that plane. Into our opponents hearts, nothing will. Weve had a lot of fun so far but weve now reached the educational portion of the program. We recently teamed up with our friend snoop dogg for what has already become a very popular new guessing game. The way it works is we show snoop footage from a factory. We show him film of something getting made. Then we ask him to try to figure out what that something was. Feel free to guess along. Howz it mizzade . Snoop dogg coming at you one more time trying to see what the [ bleep ] they making. Actually wait a minute is that cocaine . Onnering to make some rocks . Hold on. This is wait, wait, what is this . Looks like theyre making cement sculptured light poles. Fire hydrants. Piggy banks. What is this . Ice cream. Oh a workmans hat. A lightbulb. A toilet. What in the [ bleep ] is this . Yarn. I cant figure this [ bleep ] out for nothing in the world, dog. Im trying my best too. Liquids. Oh, a bowling ball now thats how you make a [ bleep ], [ bleep ] bowling ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, snoop. We have to take a break. When we come back we go deep into the new season of bachelor in paradise and nate diaz of the ufc confronts his haters facetoface. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] . [bell rings] i like to use my backpack as a basketball i use mine as a science experiment as an emergency umbrella. To help feed a friend. A drum solo create your own tour of italy is back starting at 12. 99, only at olive garden. Choose 3 of 9 of our favorite italian dishes to get everything you want, all on one plate. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks. Hurry in and create your own tour. Offer ends soon. Olive garden. Time is the most valuable thing there is. [cuckoo cuckoo] people try to beat time. [scream]. But time always wins. Our greatest fear is running out of time. 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The new chicken mcnuggets look fantastic made with 100 white meat chicken, no artificial preservatives, flavors and colors, it just might convince the judges here today. T the new chicken mcnuggets rightfully claim their gold . . Take me high take me low anywhere we want to go . . Free set me free anywhere we want to be . Jimmy cleto and the thank you very much. Also tonight, salma hayek, Mark Consuelos, music from grouplove. Tonight on abc we were treated to the premiere of the new season of bachelor in paradise followed by tomorrow nights std results show. Its all part of the package. If youre not familiar with the bachelor in paradise they send a bunch of borderline personality reject friday the bachelor and the bachelorette on vacation together and get them drunk and let the magic ha one episode in already this is the best show on television. Starting with a physically fit but mentally not so much canadian named daniel. . Im back, america. Canadas invading. Were taking over. My names daniel. Im 31 years old. I was on jojos season of the bachelorette. Cant get rid of me. Im like a disease that just wont go away. Like herpes or something. I dont know if i want to be know. Its treatable nowadays so its not a buying deal, right . Jimmy right, right. Bottom line, dont get in the hot tub with daniel. So daniels buddy from the bachelorette, the monster known as bad chad, was in the house. Daniel was the only guy on the bachelorette who seemed to like chad. In mexico things got off to a rocky start. I just want to make out with youre not making out with anyone tonight. Impossible i already made out with her. Yeah, you did. You have a better cha girl tonight. You really havent your chances are slim to none. Youre making me want to throw your ass down. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Being honest and realistic with you. No, [ bleep ] off, man. Serious, man. Im [ bleep ] serious. You better not swing at me like that again, bro, ill take you down. Ill take you down in chinatown [ laughter ] i like the thought process there. Ill take you down. Ill take you down to chinatown threats are scarier when they rhyme in general. So chad got so out of control the next morning Chris Harrison had to convene a special Group Meeting about it which led to maybe the most shocking thing Chris Harrison has ever said on the show. This was a Second Chance for everybody to come in here and find love. Right, thats why were here. This was also a Second Chance for you. We paradise. In a matter of one night, you have turned this into hell. Being belligerent to the staff of this hotel huh . I was friendly to the staff of the hotel. You told everybody at this hotel last night to suck [ bleep ]. Jimmy well, you know. You say that kind of thing to the hotel staff, you will not get one of those chocolates on your pillow at night. So chris had to tell chad hes with dignity and grace. Youre making this a lot worse than it needs to be. No, you come here and make me look like a bitch, and you act like you see me, you didnt even watch it, you went to sleep with a mill moles so and a robe on, you didnt even watch the show. You think this is fun and games . This is my life. Youre going to try to make me look like a bitch [ bleep ] . You, Chris Harrison, come at me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i wish he had. Or im glad he didnt come at him. I dont know. Is it too late for donald trump to change running mates . While were on the subject of fighting, there is a big ufc match coming up two weeks from saturday in vegas. Ufc 202. It is the muchanticipated rematch between Conor Mcgregor and nate diaz. Nate diaz won the first bout. Mcgregor is slightly favored to win this bout. We went on the street and we talked to a bunch of fans who think Conor Mcgregor is going to win. About nate diaz and how great conor is, we had nate sneak up behind them. This is whats up with nate diaz. Ufc 202. Conor mcgregor versus nate diaz. Whos going to win and how . I think conors going to knock him the hell out. Im excited. Im ready to see ufc 202. Conors going to whoop him, im ready, lets go. Whoa oh, whoa. I dont know why you want me to get knocked out. Whats going on here . Nate, whats up . Youre going to be great. Now, man. Represent its all good. I like this guy a lot too, though. I did say that right . I said that. No you didnt say that. I love Conor Mcgregor, hes definitely going to knock out nate diaz at 202. Its going to be a completely different fight this time. There he is. Conors going to be more patient and not take him for granted like he did last name. Last time he was taken for granted. This time conors going to take his time. Nate diaz i think is going to be the more confident one because hes the lucky one, got that lucky fight in. Oh [ bleep ] hes got the powers right here, get a pict thats nate diaz right there. Thats right. 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All wait from los angeles, california, this is their new album, its called big mess. Grouplove from the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow night, hugh grant will be here tomorrow. Nicky glazer, music from miranda lambert. Thursday, morgan freeman, music from young the giant. So please join us for all that. Our first guest is an oscar nominee who makes every day feel like feliz 1 2i dad. Starting august 12th she lends voice to a taco in a sausage [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy how are you doing . Very good to see you. I was joke about you playing a taco but you are playing a taco. I am playing a taco, yes. Jimmy you were born in mexico. Correct. Jimmy youre part lebanese. Yes. Jimmy your husband is yes. Jimmy your daughter is american. Yes. Jimmy how many passports do you personally hold . When we travel its like when youre watching those movies, those people that need to get away and they go to the safe and they have this pile of different passports . This is my family. Traveling from place to place. Jimmy so when it comes to the olympics which are starting this weekend, who do you root, which country do you root for . Ah, this is tricky. Jimmy yes. I have to root always first born. [ cheers and applause ] and also because the mexican athletes dont get the support that the american or the french or the english athletes get. Jimmy gotcha. So really, they have so much merit. To get to the olympics. Jimmy its harder. Its harder than it is here in the united states. Its harder, much harder. Jimmy what is the big sport . Is it socker that mexicans are most excited about . Yes. I mean, were strange ones like archery. Jimmy really . Athletics, well walk forever, you know. All the training, crossing back and forth. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy also diving. But im a huge soccer fan. So for me, soccer. We have this amazing experience in brazil. Game, games brazil for the gold medal. This was a very important day in my life. Jimmy was it . Yes, and my husband, my whole family had come over for the summer. Jimmy where were you . I was here in l. A. When i say my whole family, the mexicans know thats not likely. Thats a lot of people in one house. [ laughter ] and my husband had arrived like 2 00 in the moneying and the game was really early. Then he was jet lagged and he couldnt sleep. Oh my god, i was nervous that i was going to the game. And finally, you know, we went to sleep. But i didnt i couldnt wake him up because he went to sleep like two hours before the game. And then i woke up really early. And it was like a conspiracy. None of the televisions were working. Jimmy oh. Except the one in our bedroom. Jimmy oh. So i said to my 200 members of the family [ laughter ] and the people that work in the were going to go into my bedroom but everybody has to be super quiet. [ laughter ] i am going to put the television in mute. You just got to watch and just keep it to yourself. Francois is going to be sleeping there. And i dont want him to see that were all invading the room. So everybody came, sat on the floor. There was no space. People started sitting on the bed. He didnt know. He was cuddling with my father. And then mexico scored. First they were all quiet. But then they couldnt hold it. Score he jumped out of bed. Jimmy wow. I. And saw all these mexicans in his bed, in the bedroom. He was terrified. And once we saw he was awake we start doing the mexican wave and everything, you know. And we just had a party. And we won. One medal for mexico. Jimmy wow. You have a very understanding husband. What is the difference between the mexican wave and just the wave . The wave, its something you have stolen from the mexicans. Jimmy oh. There is not such a thing as just it is the mexican wave that you guys do. Jimmy i dont think so. I think we invented it. No. We invented the wave. Jimmy we invented it. No, no, no. Jimmy yeah. Wave . This is going to be a tough question for guillermo. [ laughter ] theres a lot at stake here, guillermo. In a way this is like when they put a puppy on the floor and it has to choose which parent to go to after the divorce. Who invented the wave . Guillermo mexico did. 1986. [ cheers and applause ] another world cup. Jimmy not exactly a Google Search by the way. Me what is the difference between the mexican wave and the wave. What is the difference . Jimmy well, there are mexican people doing it i guess is the only difference. But i think ive heard that it was invented in like 1981 up in Northern California and washington, in those areas, which is before 1986. Thank you [ cheers and applause ] no. They were not playing soccer in 1981 in Northern California and washington. Jimmy i didnt say it was for soccer. Its for football. The real football. [ cheers and applause ] the one where you do this. If thats the real football, why do they play it with their hands . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy good point. Dont get me started. Jimmy oh, you dont like football . I love football. Jimmy you love football . Yes, yes. Jimmy i dont want to fight, i feel this was our first fight, its exciting in a way. I like it. Jimmy all right, you know what, let people decide at home who invented the wave. We go into commercial. Salma hayek is here. The movie is called Sausage Party. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . Hey there. Hi, im looking for a deal on an iphone. I was thinking, something along these lines. Oh, okay. Well, how about this . Heres my answer. Is this you with a dinosaur body . Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. . . Starbucks . Smallbatch cold brew coffee. In stores now. You know we said wed take a look at our Retirement Plan today. Not now im cleaning the oven yeah, im cleaning the gutters washing the dog washing the cat well im learning snapchamp chat. Chat changing the oil. vo its surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. 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Crotch feelings. Crotch . Sorry, but im not a soft taco, im a hard, jimmy salma hayek, Sausage Party. That was a hot dog bun played by kristen wiig. This is your first time playing a lesbian taco . Yes, it is. Yes, it is. Quite an adventure. Jimmy did you know what your character would look like when you got involved in this . No. I knew in mexico, for the mexicans, a taco, its always a soft taco. Its always round. Shape. I assumed that was going to be my shape. Because with this taco shell form, its invented here, that you can take credit for. La [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you invented the hard jimmy the hard taco. The hard, horny taco. Jimmy those arent horny tacos, theyre just tacos. They are hard. Jimmy they are hard, thats true. Im doing it worst in me. Jimmy does your husband know about this film . No. Jimmy he does not. I kept it really secret. And he looked at the internet. What this is Sausage Party movie . Theyre making a mistake. I said, its just the voice, its an animated movie. Hes going to discover how dirty it is at the premiere. Jimmy will he be amused . Really when they offered me this part i was nervous. Because its so naughty. Jimmy it is. I say, i dont know that i can say those oh my god, im going to be nervous to say those things. And once they got me improvising, i was so surprised at myself of the things that i came up with. [ laughter ] that would come out of my mouth. That were dirtier than what they wrote. So i definitely have it in me. Jimmy your husband owns a soccer team, right . Yes. Jimmy hi own . He owns a team called ren. This is one of the reasons yes fell in love with him because i knew that i had another soccer passionado that i could live with and we could watch all the games. Unless he was sleeping, of course. Unless he was sleeping. He started taking me to the games in france and i discovered it was a whole different experience. First of all, we went where all the important people go. Sarkozy. I met them all in this special and i knew going to the soccer games in mexico, you know, everybody goes crazy. Here they were all sitting like this. Jimmy oh, really . And of course things are happening and im going, all excited about it, and then francois is like, baby, baby calm down, calm. Calm down. And everybodys like this. And finally theres a goal. And you know what they say when theres a goal theyre like this. Boot and im going, goal jimmy boot . Boot, really . Be careful. Jimmy what does that mean . Be careful. Because i think i heard you say poot. Thats a whole other thing. Jimmy oh, that is, okay. No, no, no. Jimmy boot . Boot, not a p. Jimmy like the boot you wear on your foot . Yes, like that. Do you say this its like a prostitute but jimmy like a putan, i know what youre saying. Dont say poot, say boot. And then im like, im not going to be like you, im full of passion. Then he showed me the pictures. Of people making fun of me. Jimmy oh, yeah. And i have never watched myself watching soccer. I was like [ laughter ] it was horrendous. It was so hard to confront yourself with your image taken by others. When you are in this moment of suffering and passion, it was horrendous. So after i was more composed in the games, except for the next game that we went. It was another historical game. And it was nine against 11. And we won. And i held it together so well. But at the end everybodys very composed and im like, bahhahhah jimmy thats better than boot. Way better than boot. Salma hayek, everybody sausage rising coming out soon. Be right back with mark ns because safe drivers cost less to insure, which saves money. They let you pay your bill electronically, which saves postage, which saves money. They settle claims quickly, which saves time, which saves money. And they offer home and auto insurance, so you can bundle your policies, which saves money. 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I didnt but i realize this is a very mexican episode of jimmy kimmel. Jimmy it really is. [ laughter ] guillermo has had a grin on his face since salma hayek left the studio that is guillermo what a body, oh my god. Jimmy i shouldnt argue with you. You were right by the way. Jimmy i should have kept my mouth sh. Partner play this game, he said if you are gay who would you be gay with . I said salma hayek. He goes, you cant do that. Jimmy wait a minute. Yes, i can. I would be a gay guy with a girlfriend. And shed be salma hayek. Jimmy can i tell you im a little hurt any thought for sure you were going to say me. Turns out yeah, not even close. Jimmy sorry, youre not my gay guy, then. Guillermo, youre back at the [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the show youre doing is about its an interesting idea. Its called pitch. Its about the first female Major League Baseball player. Yeah. Jimmy shes a pitcher. Yes. Jimmy this is based on someone who made the Minor Leagues . Or no, no, its completely fictional. Whats cool is Major League Baseball is a partner with the show. All the logo in the stadiums are major league. Jimmy thats great. Growing up wed watch a show about football or baseball and it would be the st. Louis demons. Jimmy it feels wrong, it feels fake. I shot at Dodger Stadium the other day, it was amazing. Jimmy did you get to play baseball . Im an old guy. So im the general manager. Im an explayer. Initially i was very excited, i get to be a ball player theyre like, dude, youre retired. Youre 45. Jimmy i think you could get away with it. I think so. Jimmy did you get to go on the field . I walk around a little bit. You have real players on the show . I think theyre going to have some big players. I cant name i cant tell you who its going to be but big players . They wont be like the brady bunch where somebody knocks on the door, wow, its don drysdale . Yes. Yes, i remember that episode. Jimmy it makes sense that youre doing this on fox. Because they have baseball. They have the playoffs and the world series and that kind of thing. Yeah they do. Theres a lot of synergy if thats the word. Jimmy have you ever worked for fox before . Go to Sexual Harassment training. Jimmy to learn how to do it . To learn how to do it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the night before, id never had to do this. I call monday i wife. She said, listen. Anything you think about saying or doing at the meeting, dont do that. Dont say it. Youre not that funny. Its going to be wrong. And she was right, i went in there and i am scared to death. I have to rethink everything this meeting . There was 40 or 50 people. Jimmy is this because of roger ailes that they have this now . Im not sure. I mean, after the meeting iing if it wafigured it was a good t jimmy did anybody screw around . There was a meeting for the people after the meeting that were screwing around. Like, you guys are going to say. Jimmy really . We had a couple of oldtimers. If somebodys doing something to a girl, should i just punch them in the face . Like, youre staying after for another hour. Jimmy is that right . Yeah. Jimmy you were i with kevin spacey. Kevin spacey turns into a cat. His finest work. [ laughter ] jimmy night life. Kaiser sose and Frank Underwood turns into a cat, its amazing. Jimmy how the hell . I dont know, i work with my favorite director, barry sonnen feld. Jimmy directing a movie in which kevin spacey turns into a cat. Christopher walkens in the before, i have a bit of a narcolepsy problem. Jimmy right. Me too. Were both narcoleptic. When you came to my house, i fell asleep. Wondered why you werent looking at me. Anyway, im tendered, we have to do the table read, an hour and 20 minutes. Thats a long table read. Im going to fall asleep. Jimmy thats where its really hard to stay aweek. They sat he next to Christopher Walken. I was so excited. Christopher walkens doing christ whole table read. Hes doing that thing. Jimmy right, sure. Because he has no choice. He has no choice. And i sat next to him at a party. Like 15 years ago. And back then, when regis was on the show, he was kind of our social director. Jimmy regis was, okay. We went to Senior Citizen parties, old parties. I say that with love, i do, i say that with love. One of my favorite people, we went to judge judys house for a party. Jimmy okay. I love her. Walken. Jimmy wow, Christopher Walken was at judge judys house . So 15 years ago jimmy wow. You know when you trade geography with someone it never works out. They never remember, like i dont know who you are. If youre friends with someone, you mention, it never works out. Jimmy Christopher Walken, you wonder if he remembers to put his shoes on. Exactly. This night scene in montreal. Literally, we do it, and hes amazing, and were doing scene. Hed wander off into the streets of montreal. Theyd have to corral him. Hed wander off. Jimmy christophers walking, literally. Its 3 30 in the morning. And theres a little bit of a hes got his process. All of a sudden he becomes very lucid. He goes, i sat next to you 15 years ago at judge judys house and we talked about this, that. Im like, my god, you remember that . He goes, yeah. Then zip, back. Started wandering off. Jimmy wow. Amazing. Wow. Mark consuelos, everybody. Watch the show pitch, september 22nd on fox. Be right back with grouplove dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Is caring. Because covering heals faster. To seal out water, dirt and germs, cover with a water block clear bandage dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy i want to thank salma hayek, mark apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time. Thanks to ariana, you were fantastic. Nightline is next. First their album big mess comes out september 9th. Here with the song welcome to your life, group is there love . . . Were back in business and i love you yeah i love you . . 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