Eight things we wouldn’t mind getting nicked from next door’s garden
If thieves are going to keep stealing Jacuzzis then I ve got a few more ideas that ll make everyone happy – starting with that damn barbecue
BBQs are taking over the land
Credit: Digital Vision/Thomas Barwick
You might have seen that, following a surge in demand for hot tubs during the lockdowns, Jacuzzis are getting stolen in record numbers.
Maybe you’re now pausing to think: “What? How do you get a six-seater whirlpool bath full of water out of a back garden without someone noticing?” Lots of them deflate, apparently; you empty them and fit them in a wheelie bin. You might also be thinking: “Hmm, can you rob a hot tub to order I wonder?” Because ever since the neighbours got theirs back in June it’s been all popping corks and Neil Diamond until two in the morning. You could even be thinking “Much as we appreciate the distress caused by thieves and long to return to a time when you don’