Anyone with a fish stick, but you dont see mrs. Paul around anymore, do you . Trust the hortons fisherman but dont turn your back on him its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight plus, stephen welcomes jeff daniels and musical guest yusuf cat stevens featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hello, ladies and gentlemen of america. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Welcome to a late show. I usually say those in the opposite order, but tonight there are no rules. If you follow the news and i dont recommend it it feels like were in a tense waiting period right now, especially in new york, where people are always prepared for Something Big and unpleasant to drop, of course im talking about the m. T. A. Has announced they are going to officially ban pooping in subways and buses. Dont worry, yellow cabs, your back seats will remain a lawless swamp of human fluids. Now, if youve ever
Allies will enter technical talks to establish a plan to avoid any such action Stephanie Decker has more now from istanbul. That announcement by nato secretary general came shortly after a Conference Call a video call that was held with the turkish president also the foreign minister here and Senior Security officials with the german chancellor Angela Merkel of course germany has been key in trying to mediate between the 2 sides trying to get the 2 sides to start negotiations what you have now according to u. N. Stoltenberg as you said an announcement saying that the 2 sides have agreed to start technical talks this has to do with a de confliction line if you will when it comes to their military assets in the Eastern Mediterranean because the sea is so heavily heavily militarized at the moment you have turkey continuing life fire exercises until september the 12th you have greeks military fleet you have other countries with the minute you fleet there as well so the potential for any ac
Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Goodnight everybody [ applause ] announcer tonight on late night with Seth Meyers Chris evans, rapper and chef Action Bronson music from elle king featuring the 8g band with Nikki Glaspie. And now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. If youre watching this on tv, it is 12 35 in the morning, which means its almost, almost cool enough to go outside. Id still give it another hour though lets get to the news. President trump posted a photo of himself wearing a face mask yesterday and tweeted the quote, many people say that its patriotic to wear a face mask when you cant socially distance. Oh, thats why you finally put one on or is it because many people are saying theyre gonna vote for joe biden . Also, love the artsy black and white, man are we supposed to look at that and think, well, clearly hes been wearing a mask since the 1960s how many people do you think you can fool with this kind of stunt . Well, okay, well its actually quite a lot
Also bulgaria saying its going to take an extra 20 miners out of the 50 theyd already agreed upon so these are small numbers dont we look at the Bigger Picture of 12000. 00 people people who are still waiting for their paperwork to be processed at least 18 refugees are presumed to have drowned off the boat capsized in the mediterranean the Un Migration Agency says that libyas coast guard intercepted 3 together on monday recovered 2 bodies in a total of 45. 00 survive it. U. S. President donald trump has been branded a climate also missed as wildfires burning across the west coast become a hot political issue he visited california for briefings on the growing disaster insisting that scientists are wrong and that will get khuda democratic rival j. Biden accuses trump of failing to acknowledge global warmings effect on the wildfires i did you a castrator as this. Exhausted firefighters are doing what little they can to battle the monster inferno consuming towns and homes and lives. Monday
In there in their office you know things that they just point out very madagascar but. I just i feel for the people that are not you know have as much story here so he has now we can do after making landfall but continues to move at an agonizingly slow pace forecasters say that makes this storm extremely dangerous for much of the gulf coast a lot in alabama showed a scene of devastation with severe flooding and damaged homes logan is still was at home in gulf shores where sally made landfall i just rode it out on the 1st 4 we started youre over Windows Start up. By the roof started coming off the side it was written i just wrote it out last month louisiana was hit by one of the most powerful storms on record or again laura killed at least 8 people and cost the state billions in a Hurricane Season isnt over until the end of november in addition to sally there are several other named storms currently swirling in the atlantic that as an am since 971. 00 meteorologists here in miami will s