with the queen now other national icons are getting in on the act. i ve got my own swarovski crystals, so i can outsparkle everybody here, although might i say howjealous i was of paddington bear having tea with the queen only last night! good afternoon. a huge pageant along the mall in london will start in about half an hour, bringing to a close four days of celebrations to mark the queen s platinum jubilee. you the queen s platinumjubilee. arejust you the queen s platinum jubilee. are just hearing that of you are just hearing that the sounds of the kids quiet, made up of 400 schoolchildren representing 22 schools from around london coming together that a very special performance today warming up the crowd performing i am the earth, conducted by richard and about to begin performing something that will begin performing something that will be very familiar to many of you. take that s greatest day. thousands have come here from all corners of the uk and indeed much further a
countries, 20,000 miles, and even though it is. a diminished, well, it is a role the queen has taken seriously throughout. a diminished commonwealth. it is very much featured in the pageant today. we ve seen representatives of the royal navy walking by. looking to the crowd. and it s thanks to the bands that they all stay in time. i was reading that the beat is 116 beats a minute. that s quite quick! it is, especially for all of them to stay with it. i don t know if you saw it come a couple of minutes ago when they passed, prince louis was banging out the beat. i imagine he ll feature in a couple of newspaper photos tomorrow. but we can hear it from miles away, when they are coming towards you, especially a procession like this. all of the military bands, the navy, while air force and british army. a,
is, obama s. so out of touch, they are scaring the crap out of everybody. fact, if you gave a woman this instead of an engagement ring, it would be romantic. you know what you give a woman? a dart board with obama s picture on it. shut up, everybody. earlier this month i wept to get my pass i went to get my passport photo taken. let s see the photo. wow. you look good actually. it looks like i just got busted for smuggling something. it is like one of the newspaper photos of somebody whose wife disappeared on the cruiseship. i decided right then and there i am not talking until my lawyer shows up. i look like a guy who confessed and now regrets his confession and started telling the officer it was only rough sex or it looks like the picture was taken after the suspect ingested all the drugs, and it is just starting to hit.