In america, when my parents seemed very tall and youd get a gold star just for using the toilet. laughter folks, before we delve into the socalled scandal that cost us this great leader, lets get to know the man. Richard nixon was born in 1913 in yorba linda, california. Even at an early age, he refused to wear makeup, which is why even his mother preferred kennedys baby pictures. laughter after serving in the navy, nixon was elected to congress and rose to political prominence as a member of the house in the house unamerican activities committee, where he accused state Department Official alger hiss of being a soviet spy. It was a dark time in our nations history, when it was considered wrong for government workers to spy on americans. laughter in 1952, while campaigning as Dwight Eisenhowers runningmate, nixon wins gulfed in scandal when the media reported he received improper gifts from wealthy donors. So nixon took to the air waves and saved his reputation with what became known as
You about corporations. Corporations, theyre a lot like us immortal. [laughter] shielded from liability, accountable tom shareholders. Oh, wait, thats opposite of us. Sorry. But there is one thing corporations do have in common with the rest of us. They dont like paying taxes. Hate it. Fortunately, they rarely have to. Its the subject of tonights oh, no. Thats not. I dont. I did not approve this, and i feel that this is disrespectful in some ways. Its about. Okay. That i dont. That i dont. Lets go with the first one, and then well just. Okay. Thats fine. [laughter] anyway, this seasons hot new tax loophole for corporations, a onceobscure tax dodge known as the corporate inversion, which sounds like the business equivalent of gender reassignment, and it kind of is. Its a liberating procedure for companies that have been raids american but know in their heart theyre really irish. Tax inversions, thats where companies reincorporate overseas simply to cut their u. S. Tax bills. Accompanied
Victor martinez, out with an oblique strain. Kinsler gets the nod and takes the strike. Harold a nice transition to the tigers. You dont see that often. Tom give him credit. He worked hard in the offseason. Dropped about 15 or 20 pounds. He knew he was going to a bigger park at detroit than what he had in texas. In order to get back to a guy who sprayed the ball around. Had gas power, as opposed to texas, such a back leg hitter. Let it fly in that ballpark, with the home run ball. Joe you see the numbers and what kinslers done in the American League, with now the detroit tigers, long time with the texas rangers. Braden phillips has done his damage in the National League. Hes hurt. Yadier molina had surgery on his right thumb. And within hours, it was Brandon Phillips having surgery on a left thumb. And thats a big piece of the puzzle not there for the reds. Ramirez, at second. Two out. 12, the count. Spoiled the pitch. Harold that right there is something that he was not doing last yea
Harold a nice transition to the tigers. You dont see that often. Tom give him credit. He worked hard in the offseason. Dropped about 15 or 20 pounds. He knew he was going to a bigger park at detroit than what he had in texas. In order to get back to a guy who sprayed the ball around. Had gas power, as opposed to texas, such a back leg hitter. Let it fly in that ballpark, with the home run ball. Joe you see the numbers and what kinslers done in the American League, with now the detroit tigers, long time with the texas rangers. Braden phillips has done his damage in the National League. Hes hurt. Yadier molina had surgery on his right thumb. And within hours, it was Brandon Phillips having surgery on a left thumb. And thats a big piece of the puzzle not there for the reds. Ramirez, at second. Two out. 12, the count. Spoiled the pitch. Harold that right there is something that he was not doing last year. He didnt really look to shoot a ball at the right side. And that would have been a pi
The last gaza war in that it is happening now. laughter and for those of you that dont know, i taped this show earlier in the evening. So we dont have a lot of information on these stories. But we will have complete coverage of both of these stories on tomorrow nights show and im im being told we do not have a show on friday nights. laughter okay. Oh thank god. laughter those are really depressing. cheers and applause stephen those are really depressing stories. Lets turn to a lighter story. Child refugees. laughter nation, i come to you tonight with a heavy heart and a bloated liver. You see, ive been drinking a lot thinking about this wave of unaccompanied minors flooding into america, fleeing honduras, guatemala and i believe el diablo. laughter sadly, folks, these kids continue to stream in over the border despite our clearly marked you must be this tall to enter the country sign. This is a clear humanitarian crisis. I want to be clear about something here. I am a human. Im not a m