patches. they re going to have no bruises. steve: because in this particular scenario, they can play ball with nerf ball. elisabeth: is this a sponsored event? brian: i think so. these nerf scientists are behind this study. steve: the other thing is if you don t go out for recess, you re going to get fat. we know childhood obesity is linked to elisabeth: then they ll ban food. steve: news time. elisabeth: then what? steve: and then what? we got some headlines. angry truckers headed to washington, d.c. as part of a three-day protest called the truckers ride for the constitution. funny, i don t remember that in the constitution. but anyway, it s expected to tie up three lanes of traffic along i-495 around the nation s capitol with trucks driving at 55 miles per hour. many say they re mad about the government shutdown, the debt ceiling, and they say they should be paid more money. as many as 3,000 truckers are
purchases were stolen. if a credit card is stolen, you notify the credit card company and shut it off. you shut it off immediately. the commissioner, this is his job to run the irs, i don t care if he s an acting one, every manager, supervisor, even the person who s down at the bottom of the tote empole, even if they bought one nerf ball and charged it to the agency should stop stealing. the videos, the conferences, the abuse of power, the targeting, the manipulation, the lying, i m telling you, this is a tipping point and it s a tipping point that s going to be significant. will you lean on the department of justice to actually open a criminal investigation and see whether anyone has defrauded the american people? yes, absolutely. that s where this goes when it all comes down to it, i think that s where it ends. i hope the attorney general aggressively investigates this. even online porn we have to pay
do as i say and the president gets a kardashian. mike. what is your home address? why do you ask. send you the tickets, of course. send them to the office. nobody knows where he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. box. oh, mike, no reason to be nervous. what s your home is valerie bad-mouthing me to the president? replay hazy. is she out for revenge? ask again later. look, i need you to look, frank, you want to talk about immigration, we can talk about immigration. tk about the budget. i ll even talk to you about jay-z and beyonce in cuba, but there are two things i don t talk about. covert operations and valerie s magical powers. my best friend. what s the problem? you two play basketball every tuesday. nerf ball, frank, nerf ball. we don t want the rest of the world to know that.
beyonce she s my best friend. what s the problem? you play basketball every tuesday. nerf ball. i m willing to break you up if you can give my tickets to the ravens game. i m all out. how do you think i got elected whip. how about taylor swift tess verizon center. now you re hitting me where i live. thank you, gentlemen, you are the coolest whips in town. you better believe it. you have to introduce me to ted sarandis at the dinner. i can t get my [ bleep ] netflix to work. i have three sources saying valerie is on the warpath. you might think that. i couldn t possibly comment. is it true you ve been hoarding tickets to the dinner? where are you getting that? ed hen roy. you mean mr. integrity. how but you tweet it and i ll retweet it? all right.
then i need to start wearing pants to the white house briefings. i refuse to wear pants until the president gives us more acless. do as i say and the president gets a kardashian. mike. what is your home adepress? why do you ask. well, to send you the tickets, of course. send them to the office. nobody knows where he lives, congressman. we mail his paychecks to a p.o. box. oh, mike, no reason to be nervous. what s your home is valerie bad-mouthing me to the president? replay hayesy. is she out for revenge? ask again later. look, i need you to look, frank, you want to talk about immigration, we can talk about immigration. we can talk about the budget. i ll even talk to you about jay-z and beyonce in cuba, but there are two things i don t talk about. covert operations and valerie s magical powers. my best friend. what s the problem? you two play basketball every tuesday. nerf ball, frank, nerf ball.