Bets. People keep saying i remind them of someone, and i finally figured it out. Im a cross between walter marcado, and a troll doll. Just so you know, i didnt actually dye my hair. I just got scared, because the postmates guy showed up without a mask. Mayor garcetti just said that los angeles may face another stayathome order. A second lockdown. Here in la, were just calling it a reboot. Fuller house. If youre like me and you didnt bother to get in shape for beach season, congratulations you are a winner you know, its not fair that rich people get to quarantine in huge mansions and poor people have to do it in tiny little apartments. I feel like this is the second time, we should switch it up, right . Oh, you were in a bel air estate the first time . This time . A studio in compton. Pack your bags, trevor hey i want to say hello to my virtual amigo. The only mexican to ever marry a karen. Guillermo guillermo hi, everybody hey, george, you look like fabio. Thanks. How are you doing. Gu
Myself called lopez tonight. Its been a few years, but they say hosting late night is like riding a bike. We do it because weve had too many duis. Were going to have a lot of fun here tonight. Well, i know im going to have a lot of fun. For all i know you saw my hair and changed the channel 10 seconds ago. This hair is something new for me. I decided 59 was the perfect age to start looking like a West Hollywood brunch waiter. I went to my barber and said i want to look like a cross between danny trejo and justin bieber. Brown skin and blond hair. This is what we in the Latinx Community call hedging our bets. People keep saying i remind them of someone, and i finally figured it out. Im a cross between walter marcado, and a troll doll. Just so you know, i didnt actually dye my hair. I just got scared, because the postmates guy showed up without a mask. Mayor garcetti just said that los angeles may face another stayathome order. A second lockdown. Here in la, were just calling it a reboot
Anthony weiners laptop too. Guillermo jimmy, youre crazy, you cannot burn all of this. Jimmy i have to. It will set us free. Guillermo i cannot believe its over. Jimmy its over, guillermo. And ill tell you something. No one will ever build a wall between us. Guillermo thats right, jimmy. Jimmy lets go do the show. Guillermo lets go do the show. [ cheers and applause ] dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, Robert De Niro. Cohost of the amas, gigi hadid. And music from Willie Nelson. And now, for the most part, [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy very nice. Appreciate it. Welcome. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. I have to tell you something. I had the weirdest, weirdest dream last night. Remember that guy who used to host the apprentice . I dreamed we elected him president. An there. You werent there. [ laughter ] cleto, you werent there either and your father wasnt there either. But everyone wow, what the hell happened . The ha