We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. Jimmy i didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. She said, this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other people. You can, you just dont. If someone else makes it, i dont think it technically counts as a resolution. I think thats an intervention. There are no joint resolutions for new years. They have to be made by the person who is subject to them, right . Bottom line, im a lazy monster who is incapable of change. The sooner my wife accepts that, the easier both of our lives is going to be. [ cheers and
We have a lot did discuss including the bachelor. Bachelor peter is here tonight. You know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy . You probably did. Every year. I didnt make a new years resolution this year but my wife made new years resolutions for me. Shouldnt this year my new years resolution for you is, and she went on to mention areas in which she would like me to improve. I didnt say anything. But that is allowed . [ laughter ] can you make a resolution for someone else . I dont think so. I think its a selfonly thing. Its like flossing, you dont floss with other people. You can, you just dont. If someone else makes it, i dont think it technically counts as a resolution. I think thats an intervention. There are no joint resolutions for new years. They have to be made by the person who is subject to them, right . Bottom line, im a lazy monster who is incapable of change. The sooner my wife accepts that, the easier both of our lives is going to be. [ cheers and applau
Thanks for coming. Glad youre here. We have a lot to get to. Have we sung the National Anthem yet . Has that happened . [ laughter ] we have so much to get to. Starting with day two of the Democratic National convention in hilladelphia. Hillary clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesnt win thats going to look great on her resume. The theme of the convention tonight was a lifetime of fighting for children and families, which is definitely better than a lifetime of fighting children and families, which makes you realize the word for can make a very big difference. Bill clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if hillary wins, it will be interesting to see because bill clinton would be our nations first first man. Which is interesting.
Thanks for coming. Glad youre here. We have a lot to get to. Have we swung the National Anthem yet . Has that happened . We have so much to get to. Starting with day two of the Democratic National convention in hilladelphia. Hillary clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesnt win thats going to look great on her resume. The theme of the convention tonight was a lifetime of fighting for children and families, which is definitely better than a lifetime of fighting children and families, which makes yous. The word for can make a very big difference. Bill clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if hillary wins, it will be interesting to see because bill clinton would be our nations first first man. Which is interesting. Weve had a first m
Have we sung the National Anthem yet . Has that happened . [ laughter ] we have so much to get to. Starting with day two of the Democratic National convention in hilladelphia. Hillary clinton became the first woman to be nominated by a major party in the United States, which even if she doesnt win thats going to look great on her resume. The theme of the convention tonight was a lifetime of fighting for children and families, which is definitel fighting children and families, which makes you realize the word for can make a very big difference. Bill clinton spoke tonight. He was the major speaker of the evening. Of course he strongly supported his wife to be our next president. In a surprise move asked Melania Trump to be his first lady. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if hillary wins, it will be interesting to see because bill clinton would be our nations first first man. Which is interesting. Moon, a first man to climb mt. Everest, a first man to run a fourminute mile. Nobody eve