Brazen thefts sweeping the country. Gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier youre just glad to see them. Tyrus ew. Greg now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. Roll it. Theyre not going to do nothing. Do you have insurance . Do you have insurance. What . Does he have insurance . Yeah he got insurance. No. It hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. Aint nothing you can do though. Aint nothing you can do. Police, aint nothing you can do until police come in. Hey, hey, no, dont. Hey, aint nothing you can do, man. Greg infuriating to watch, right . Even worse it got me in the mood for a smoke. [laughter] greg but we all feel how the people in that storm must feel, hopeless. Which is a weird thing when youre told Law And Order exists. We know it doesnt anymore. So this looks like all the other Smash And Grab videos were seeing every dam day, just another criminal getting away with it. Its t
boy. [cheers and applause] greg: andrew, how would you categorize or describe this family. the people who trash stuff are the worst. you run restaurants. andrew: yeah. greg: they re like the entitled rich kid, that s what this is. andrew: this is like the guest that comes in and knocks everything over, spits on the pay tress and then the parents are like, oh, my gosh, he s such a cute kid and then they have like the media machine behind him saying, yeah, he s cute kid, yeah, he s a cute kid just suffering from hard times. the contrived cliche doesn t work anymore yet they still run with it. this guy is a sloppy dressed sandwich, got the man nays in his pocket. he can t even control himself i. tyrus: and it s summertime. greg: i have no idea what that means. he travels with those little man nays packets. andrew: which are soon to be illegal in new york by the way. greg: yeah, exactly along with sticks. andrew: sticks and man nays